Congratulations for another complete orbit! ✨✨✨

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

Ants.

Who on earth would block BOOP NOODLES??

I believe I will.

Beautiful age, beautiful cat. It's one of the best compliments to have shared a senior cat's sunset years.

Wishing you a speedy recovery and that you'll see your pups soon 💗

Barack Obama pays tribute to Robert Mueller, calling him one of the finest FBI directors in history and honoring his unwavering commitment to the rule of law

This is the most inspirational post of the day!

George Carlin always nailed it.

OMFG this is despicable 🤢😪

Thank you for continuing to provide up-lifty and encouraging posts of wisdom and funny things when it is oh so much needed. I appreciate your posts a lot.

FRIEND: what are you doing this weekend?

ME: slowly crumbling from the gruesome balancing act of needing to stay informed while trying to salvage enough healthy headspace to be able to continue to support myself

FRIEND: cool, cool

Zelensky on Venezuela:

“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”

Omg I love it.

2026’s official slogan is “It gets worse.”

You know what? This year has actually gotten off to a pretty low-key, no breaking news, stress-free start wait nevermind

Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.

“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.” - an old Turkish proverb

Gruss Vom Krampug.

Maybe they’ll start putting peeled onions under their armpits, too.