You can have three ciggies a day but only with food

Zero requests is the only appropriate amount

Some bold choices there

I tried them. They are minging.

Oh fuck off.

That is definitely a hairstyle. Which is probably the best thing to be said about it.

Jesus fucking christ these people are mental

You can't go wrong with a couple of juicy melons

It's almost like he's a massive bellend with no idea what he is doing.

Neville surely?

Pat Sharp FFS

Utter slop

Thicker than a castle wall

I'm off down the shops for 20 No 6. and a bottle of Woodpecker

I'm amazed by this revelation

Utterly bonkers. Every single one of them .

I saw it several times, and to be honest I wasn't that impressed.

Tripped and fell on his own knife

One of the best biscuits ever. Second only to the unmatched lemon puff.

That's an image I didn't need.

Who would not be smitten with Valentine's Cauliflower Cheese. The food of lovers everywhere.

He is my No. 1 super guy.

For a few seconds there I was very, very, confused

It's all going to collapse any minute now. I for one am looking forward to it.

My mum had a mini van in the early 70's, didn't even have seats in the back. We used to sit on the wheel arches and hold on.

Absolute morons the lot of them. I won't touch anything AI generated, it's bound to be shit.

Nobody deserves that. Not even Satan

No one could have foreseen this

There's always merch

I'm so sorry to hear that Moose