Trump really is trying to nuke the world, huh?

Well, 30-odd percent voted for him over a squirrel and the right to say "retard" online.

a cartoon cat is holding a pile of red cards in his hands . ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a pile of red cards in his hands .

The boat captain:

"No, mine's important because something something victim complex."

"Help keep controlling parents in control of their kids so they can be molded into what they want and not let them discover and be their own person."

You were beaten to the punch.

After all, their biggest enemy is a well informed voter.

ONE OF THEM'S A ROMCOM! WHY?!

Why were the first two anime titles I picked up and completed after a long while had women with scary af glares?

Susan "Concerned" Collins, who's just as spineless by voting with the MAGA agenda?

"No money? Get out."

Pol Pot: Why I'm Becoming A Dictator

"Public buses?"
(some guy whispering into ear)
"I've been advised by the automotive industry that such a thing would mean less cars sold so shut up, go by a car, and lemme put in some lanes until it looks like a field of concrete lanes."

"But that'll mean it'll ruin the scarcity we're trying to build and make more money out of! Won't some please think of the real estate companies?!"

Fucking called it... cause a staff shortage of ATC, replace with AI, because you don't gotta pay a computer a fucking wage.

The 7 Levels of High YouTube video by Mostly True

Looks like someone has also seen the Mostly True vid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNvc...

So that's what, Tax season, TADC, Fantastic Mr. Fox... the Granby, Colorado Killdozer rampage?

a screen of Pop Team Epic, where a girl readies a hammer to smash a cuckoo clock

"Your motherfucking nation ends a few months from now."

Especially being white as fuck as that first guy in the screens just casually slinging a racial slur, all dumb af.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbKR...

Murdered by Names

a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head in front of a screen that says thursday on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head in front of a screen that says thursday on it

That second guy's fuckin' Dubya in a damn wig! You ain't fooling me!

And now he's bitching about an election from 6 years ago not being 100% his way.

Midterms might be a way but I doubt...

"I can't be happy but I'll feel better if people I never meet are just as miserable."

Look at MAGA here in the states. They got control but are now eating each other up and the blame-the-other-party stick ain't even working no more.

As one Scottish comedian puts it, while pretending to be a shit politician, "so that I can feel dirty when I do it."

Sorry, them's the breaks so the fragile hetero folks can move the goalposts around to preserve their No True Scotsman fallacy.

"Just cheap enough so I can dine like a king and justify a bigger budget to spend on tons more weapons for our higher king, the military industrial complex."

Because it sure beats being fucking nice to people... apparently hard work.