Final Fight Guy is one of the hardest names for a game

they're going to let Wile E. Coyote be silent. it's going to be peak

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

every day i am reminded that we are not stuck on this website with them, but they sure as hell are stuck here with us

Opal!!! And moon!

#goodra #Jolteon

i'm not surprised the site partially moderated by a guy who dipped his phone into a fucking pool to try and stop it from overheating constantly breaks

Bridget x Samus yuri!! They are goin bounty hunting as a couple :3 @mushroomqueen.bsky.social
#bridget #guiltygear

i wasn't using it but it is such unserious site things that access to the Quiet Posters feed, which is part of the functionality the site has advertised on official accounts just broke for 300k people because it runs out of the tech advisor's personal account and he's a thin skinned AI baby

Screenshot from DMC5. Vergil and Dante about to strike each other with their swords. Overlaid on the image of Nero is a tiny dog with its paws out from the STOP FIGHTING meme

Finally finished Devil May Cry 5 and I can't believe this was actually how it ended. I thought this was just a meme.

What I gotta do to get on that anti-ai blocklist
Do I have to start threads about how it's the most maliciously used tech development in recent years that was immediately adopted by the worst of the worst funders and types of users that do nothing but hate, plagiarize and violently misinform people

That’s not heteroslop, it’s yaouri.

GOOD PUPPY BOYS

EITK TOUCHING TAKUMI

001 continuation of some sort

“A brief guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act”. A YouTube thumbnail with an older gent in front of a blackboard that reads “Today’s Lesson: FUTA TAX”

Wow, Uncle Sam’s really getting everybody out here…

Eito Aotsuki from The Hundred Line Last Defense Academy and Blipbug, as seen in Blipbug Comic Strips getting hitched.

Hiroshi Okabe from Kumitantei and Ima Tsukumo from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy have an important meeting as part of the Fancy Cupcake Society (They're both queer men)

Plum from Horrorvale and Felix from Cassette Beasts have a discussion about Chujin Ketsukane, Ceroba Ketsukane from Undertale Yellow's Dead Husband, and how much they wanna make out with him.

Ashley Graves from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley shocks Himari Sanada from Kumitantei while reading a newspaper about herself that states that she makes out with her own brother.

Tomodachi Update:

Eito Aotsuki and Blipbug are married.
Hiroshi Okabe and Ima Tsukumo have formed the Fancy Cupcake society (Oh, I'm sure)
Plum and Felix mourn the dead
Ashley Graves astounds Himari Sanada while reading a newspaper about herself.

MegOp / OpMeg

#Maccadam

Ciao, have finally collected enough energy and motivation to finish a WIP of mine. Meet Chief Deputy, Diana; the town’s future (for the first time prob) #1 hated cockblocker

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

It sucks there is no remote jobs or even regular jobs cuz greedy ceos fired everyone for AI in the bay so competition is crazy now

This place is way better than Twitter but the one funny difference is that every time I make an obvious joke post here I have at least 2 people replying within the first 15 minutes who think I am 100% serious

why the fuck did people think this was going to be yuri bait

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

We’ve got one of the PuzWed perennial “Good Bad” games this week: Gururin.

A game that asks “what if you rotate the board instead of pieces” and not much else. However, that doesn’t stop some of our more intrinsically motivated players from finding cool tech

challonge.com/PWGururin4th

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

The one thing I -really- do not like about Pokemon Champions is that the game title screen says "START" but if you push the (+) start button, it takes you to the store instead of starting the game. :/