A resume for "Janae Tohr" which lists a few high school accolades and no work experience.
At TentaTeq, we magnanimously hire even those with sparse resumés. The corporation is willing to take a chance on anyone willing to do some sweeping!
#broomsweeper
!!!URGENT NEED!!! BroomSweeper Needed Overnight $7 per Office Cleaned + $3 for a Clean Sweep Offices are Empty Vending Machines are full, Don't disturb the Dust Bunnies
BROOMSWEEPER NEEDED OVERNIGHT
You could have the esteemed privilege of cleaning our illustrious skyscraper!
Hiring on an ongoing basis. More sweepers needed daily. Turnover rate is high, and you can benefit!
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