41 years around the sun. 💋💋

Current DUI coordinator, Helen Keller Denier, 7/11 truther, RFK jr’s brain worm wrangler, and sovereign citizen of the 1994 McDonalds play place on Sherman Way in Los Angeles.

Yes, I make my own vegan Kimchi

Yes, I am ok. Thankfully they got the Hollywood fire under control. I’m back at home with my cats.

2025: I’ll be the one in Talmud Black…

Merry Christmas! Chag Sameach! Happy Hanukkah! Felicidades Fiestas and Happy Nosferatu Day!

On every winter solstice, Leviathan would rear his head and make himself great and snort in the water and stir it up, and the fear of him would fall on all the fishes in the sea. If this were not so, the small could not stand before the great.”
Otzar haMidrashim, Hashem Bechachmah Yasad Aretz 6

Plotting

Vegan lemon meringue

It’s that time of year when everyone leaves LA and peace is restored.

It’s international men’s day.

I hope all the men folk in my life have a great day.

I got persimmons today at the farmers market. 🥹

It’s Sunday!! Atwater Village Farmers Market!

My band, @thelazarusproject.bsky.social just joined Bluesky. Give us a follow and check out our latest single, Flight. New album coming soon!

MikeTyson seriously?!!!! Right in front of my salad?!!!!!

It’s a full moon tonight. Of course I’m taking an Uber so I don’t have to fight for parking. Sometimes peace of mind is worth a few dollars.

I’m trying to keep up with my follow backs. Twitter is a hellscape. If I missed your follow please let me know.

Hello? Is this thing on?

Here’s to 40! L’Chaim!

If you fuck tonight please use protection. There are enough Scorpios in the world.

Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a little peace this holiday season. Let’s move into the new year with a little more kindness and empathy for all.
Let’s laugh more and may the tears that fall are of joy and happiness.

Erev Christmas Sameach to all who celebrate! May the holy child be born disguised as a jolly old man and break into your home tonight to deliver peace on earth and your brand new Dyson air wrap. Please also remember to leave a lactose free beverage and gluten free cookies as to not upset their IBS.

Just a casual reminder if you haven’t removed your holy infant from the freezer and dry brined for 24 hours it will not be tender and mild.

Joyous Festivus to All!!!

Homesteading☺️

Happy New Moon!!

It’s McRib season.

Please respect my privacy at this time.

Chodesh Tov!

The month of Kislev begins!

A great thought for this month:

Far deeper than the wisdom to create is the wisdom to repair.