Jordan, a bearded white man with glasses, is stood in front of a yellow wall

Percy, a black and white cat looks into the camera

Yellow wall and curious cats for Sunday

I think this one...

It's the gun that killed Doug Ramsey

Good one. 🐈‍⬛

a cartoon penguin is sitting on a stool watching a tv Alt: a cartoon penguin is sitting on a stool watching a tv

Switching over from cable to Sky today. I've had some version of cable since my early teens - it's going to be weird having a new provider but excited by the extra content!

😂😂😂😹😹😹

This Batman Event Is Repeating the Biggest Mistakes of the Worst Bat-Book Ever Batman: Hush 2 is following in the footsteps of one of the worst Batman stories ever made, and it's a big mistake.

Completely agree with this article that says "Hush2 [is] a disastrous read... The book feels pointless, it is shockingly ugly, and it features some of the worst writing... of the Bat-family in decades... Hush2 has pleased no one!"
www.cbr.com/batman-hush-...

Godzilla Stomps Fair Verona in ROMEO & JULIET AND GODZILLA Exclusive Look "Wherefore art thou, Godzilla?" The Monster King takes on the Bard in our exclusive look at Romeo & Juliet and Godzilla's first seven pages.

Not even this version?: nerdist.com/article/rome...

The series improves as it progresses.

I enjoyed it too.

I did this all the time when I was a teacher - the school lunches I ate contributed to my flatulence too!

Now I work from home and have a more bland diet, I fart a lot less and there's no kids to blame it on if I do!

Kitten snores.

Cheers G

How big are you?

5'10/178cm

12.5 stone / 79kg (the heaviest I've been since lockdown!)

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I haven't had a workout on Friday evening for a while - it was interesting to see that The gym Group have employed a security guard to patrol the floor on Friday nights.

A young black and white cat lies in a cardboard box.

Percy hanging out with me in the popular "Empty box on the table" location as I work from home this afternoon.

A black cat sits on a jowly white man in glasses.

With her favourite dad out for the night, Meatball has settled for second best (the one with the hairy chest!)

The poster for "Wuthering Heights". Jacob Elodie holds Margot Robbie.

The poster for the Brazilian film The Secret Agent

The poster for the film Iron Lung

The poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, with Sam Rockwell stood in the centre

After a couple weeks off, I've been making the most of my Cineworld Unlimited membership this week.

Unfortunately there have been some iffy and downright stinkers this week!

Your arms are looking great!

My round white face from the left side.

My long white face from the front.

My round white face from the right side.

As part of an online consultation for treatment for forehead sleep wrinkles (as I've got a noticeable pair in certain light) and I was asked to supply these three photos - I don't understand how my face is so round from the sides but long from the front!

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is stood in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a black Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man with glasses, is sat in the gym wearing a white Spider-Man top.

Haven't worked out as often as I would have liked lately - maybe that will change this week!

Been cycling through my various Spider-Man tops over the last few weeks.

#gymselfie #spiderman #workout

Birmingham. You were real.

@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social and I have a fully acceptable weekend in you.

Roses are red
Most bears are chunky
But I’m still in love with
This gorgeous Monkey

Happy Valentine’s Day to this bit of alright. 23 years and still going strong. ♥️🐵 @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social

Krampus Update:

💉 Fully vaccinated
⚖️ 2.1kg
🏀 One fully-descended testicle
😻 Adores his big brother, Percy
🥰 Needs ~15mins of strokes and cuddles every morning at 3am
✅ Ready for anything

A young black and white cat yawning (but he could be smiling)

A black and white cat stretching between the legs of a person

Percy looking cute between my legs.

Lovely colour

Thanks

winnie the pooh is standing in front of a shelf of plates Alt: Winnie the pooh is standing in front of a shelf of plates sneezing

Paul and I are both ill with cold and this weekend has been a write off.

We probably both caught it last week at the "Don't Tell Muma" weekender. I wonder how many other gays are sick this weekend because they watched The Vengaboys and Myra DuBois!

Well done!