🎶 It's time,
Cum in my eye holes again
We try,
To keep the tumour growths at bay
We long,
But not for longpig because that is
Human flesh, human flesh...

I feel like the people being angry at this fess are giving the confessor just as much supply as those YouTube comments do, and that’s just fucking pure art.

Honestly, I’m not sure if I want to battle this guy, or marry them.

Ngl, you sound like you’ve spent days fighting on YouTube with someone claiming jointed tracks are welded tracks.

Ahh yes, that most famous of organs - the piss.

Personally struggled with the parents framing their children being autistic as something they had to "grieve".

Grief is for loss. They're autistic, not dead!

IF IT DOESN'T EXIST I WILL MAKE IT EXIST.

I don't use Bluesky enough. Does it say blocked for me because you were blocked? Or is this someone I've pissed off in the past, possibly without even knowing or trying? 😂

Mike Gapes and Chris Pounder need to start a band together. Or get married.

@soundcube.bsky.social

Did they end up in a fight? And didd you record dit if they did?

Here's a fun one for you: One of the widely used images of the shadows from Hiroshima is actually an artist's rendition (shoutout to @soundcube.bsky.social) on Portsmouth Guildhall steps. It's been distributed as fact (NOT by Jon) to the point that it has ended up in archives and printed by Nat Geo.

A text message from Portsdown Group Practice, a UK NHS GP Surgery. It reads as follows: Dear Mx [Censored] An appointment has been made on your behalf for a face-to-face consultation. This will take place on Thursday 1th December, 08:30 at [Censored] Surgery. If you cannot attend this appointment please call the cancellation line. Kind regards Portsdown Group Practice (The "Thursday 1th December" is exactly as written and the typo is on behalf of the GP, not a typo in the alt text.)

Life imitates art?

This honestly is exactly the vibe for trying to see a doctor in the UK right now.

Talking to @soundcube.bsky.social a while back I'd said "if I ever end up with a few spare quid, I'm buying a print from this artist [ @smallwhitemonster.bsky.social ]"

Well I had a few extra quid and now this is in my hallway looking cute!

AI killed dadaism in memes. Eventually it will stick the life out of memes themselves. I will not elaborate further. Mostly because I'm not smart enough to. Someone else do it. I'm going for a shit. #lukewarmtake #mandoorhandhookcardoor

It's been a quarter of a fucking century and I can still remember Every. Fucking. Key. 😂

Hot take: Colanders are fucking pointless. Just use the sieve you fucking baby.

If you're the one who sent this email: Cheers mush! You've made my day. 😂 Here's a sticker for you.

@joebaldwin.me.uk GOT MY OWN SHART!

An email from an anonymous emailer platform. The body of the ext reads "Kill yourself you disgusting faggot traitor".

Lol I can't even imagine how mad you're gonna die if you have to use anonymousemail.se to send shit like this. 😂

They could have at least told me what triggered their delicate emotions so that I can do it again lol!

I don't think I've ever seen a petition actually get taken seriously by Parliament but if you don't sign it you're still a cunt.

#transmetropolitan

He looks literally on death's door. 🤞

@soundcube.bsky.social Ivy spotted your photo in the wild again today. 😂

Just realised somehow I'm scrolling your page instead of my feed WHOOPS that's creepy. Anyway, now I've gotta go rewatch Cell Block H.

I( guess you could say you got your cheeks clapped!

(Get well soon.)

Is there one for the videos of the procedure called wikiyeet?

A grift. ;)

Don't DM me. I ain't giving my fuckin' face to some third party for "age verification".

Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.

If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.

In the brief period I had an maintained a LinkedIn for a job, I don't think I ever saw a single post that didn't feel like the poster was jorkin it to the smell of their own farts.

MPs will claim they're taking PIP from thousands to benefit "working people" (while killing the disabled), but use AI to turn their own worker status into a total grift that benefits only them.

I bet there is now more money going into government-based AI grifting than there EVER was in PIP fraud.