Good reminder. Thanks, Coz
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Cosmo the shaggy dog wears a colorful Orange floral kimono from the house of Gunston, oodles of jewels, a pair of psychedelic sunglasses (a gift from Michael Hutchence) and an Argyle diamond tiara in his Mauve hair. About to board the tour bus for the Dame Edna Everage “has anyone seen my Scnauzer Down Under extravaganza.” Cosmo’s official title was “comfort animal” but in reality was so much more. Just off camera Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts are laughing uncontrollably at a joke Cosmo told the photographer that ends with the punchline something about there’s only ONE goat.
Cosmo the shaggy dog wears an Akubra a leather jacket and holds a big stick. Cosmo spent his early years as an actor and had the privilege of working with Paul Hogan on crocodile Dundee and gave him an idea for one of the funnier scenes in the movie. At the end of filming the crew would throw sticks for Cosmo to chase and Cosmo’s response: “that’s not a stick. THIS is a stick.” And everyone fell around laughing.
Ahoy Bluskees
Jan 26 is Australia Day (invasion day to the indigenous people) celebrating the arrival of the first fleet of convicts in 1788. Bit different from America’s Pilgrims. Cosmo spent some time Down Under as an extra on Croc Dundee and a comfort animal for dame Edna. Goodonyas Ozzies.
Ahoy Blueskees. Are your Chakras chafing? Your asanas all blocked up? Is your kundalini still pulling on the leash? Good. Grab your yoga mat, slip into something comfy and get ready to twist, stretch and grind your way back into psychic alignment. It's Cosmo's Yoga retreat.
Ahoy Bluskees . Cosmo is staying home today. He wants a Peace Prize too. He’s not going anywhere until he gets one. We have explained how the whole selection process works. He doesn’t care. He’s not gonna play with his other toys, go for a walk. Or anything. Does anyone have a spare?
Ahoy there Blueskees.
Love this quote.
“when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.”
Dave Barry, Humorist/writer.
Happy holidays to you as well Joy.
Where can I sign up?!
Ahoy there Blueskees and happy days to you. Cosmo has a very busy day. The washing is all done. Now it’s time to fold and put away. Hey! A little help over here. Whatever you do, Stay waggy.
Nice day for a ride!
Que rico!
Keep trying Cosmo!
I'm with you, CTSD!
Deep day for you, Coz. Love you so!
Why can't anyone DO ANYTHING about all this?
Good morning Blueskees, yogis and downwards facers. Cosmo with another yoga session. This pose is called “dog and pony show.” It’s easy. Lie on your side. Pretend you’re a horse and use your front paws to gallop. Will get laughs!
I'll try it right now! Thanks, Cosmo!
“The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.”
Jacques Yves Cousteau
“Never drop your tennis ball over the edge of the boat. “
Cosmo the shaggy dog.
Ahoy Jokesters. Jimmy’s back. Yay. And the Joke’s on Disney and a few other folks ("That's a Nice TV license. Don't want nuffin to happen to it, now)
Cosmo went back on the comedy circuit in support of the funny people being told to “Sit!” Cosmo’s observational material is a bit ruff. Onya people!
“Ach, ‘tis a wee tune Cosmo the shaggy dog picked up in the Highlands — bit o’ barkin’, bit o’ jiggin’, and just enough wind tae clear the air around the trouse.
Me too, Cosmo, me too!
Cosmo the shaggy dog is not a fan of his own voice!
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