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What the fuck why have I never done this
Dark souls font 'planet fitness bathroom stall 1'
Taking a dump at the downtown Planet Fitness while playing Swans (1982) on my phone speakers but it's okay cause I'm courtesy flushing
Happened to me similarly at a different venue. I hid it behind a dumpster nearby. Absolutely insane.
Imagine Disney moms but they're Emo moms and they dress their kids up like the black parade and they stay in a suite in Urbana, Illinois to visit the American Football house like the Disney castle and there are like Ian Mackaye impersonators you can take photos with
Wow right from the convenience of your phone
Damn I haven't had a baby ruth in forever
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNd...
F u n k y n o i s e
AND no more smiling friends. General strike?
Okay I'm on day 4 of a sort of dopamine detox but one last thing I wanna skeet: "black eyed peas voice I sucked a penis (woo hoo)"
Imagining the "In the Air Tonight" Miami Vice scene but with "I Got a Feeling"
Everybody gangsta until the supply lines are disrupted and there's no staging area within 500 miles and there's mines in the shipping lanes
Poppers for Puppers
Maybe you can manifest it. Manwichfest it.
the garfield bukkake clock that has been dead since I was a child mysteriously began ticking again
Dragontales was so fucking cool my older cousins and I would be arguing over who to pretend-play as when we were not the target demographic
Charlie Kirk ai is like pepe for a whole new generation
listening to COVID era cum town clips and the boys are glazing Michael Jackson, especially Black or White, I'm the happiest dude in this gym rn
When you are sleep deprived, scary movies + xiu xiu are extra impactful
Thinking about getting into Weird Twitter
Oh so that's what toiletries means/meant
Sesame Street: Belle & Sebastian Perform Get Me Away I'm Dying with Oscar the Grouch
Love to use the Nazi app to see Nazi tweets from my Nazi government
Labubu feels like a pop culture blip that will appear in a shooter manifesto
The rizzler should link up with Julian assange
It's a shame Kanye's politics/brain chemistry changed because the world is missing out on a Yeezy x Muntadhar al-Zaidi collab
Subway should be free
Did anyone get a chance to show Brian Wilson math rock or at least American football