Me + My First Commander

Went into a random store in Vermont and looks like the universe agrees.

These last two weeks have been torture, so asking all the crystal people out there. What rock do I have to shove up my ass to get a break and catch some positive vibes.

Funny or not I'm looking!

What if you just show some prices from the torso and up? You could crop it to make it look like a profile picture or maybe like something someone would use as their stand-in for DnD

When your balls hang lower than your dick #lowhangers

rapunzel from tangled is standing in a room holding her long hair . ALT: rapunzel from tangled is standing in a room holding her long hair .

Shyness will be the death of us

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

❤️

Halfway through January and I hadn't taken my first nude of the year. Had to fix that.

Ok but what if I do good on the quiz?

I’m very basic, but also always late. Anyway…

Diggin around this beautiful hole with my big tongue 😈 Shot from my favorite underneath angle, new video up on the OF #gay

Couldn't not take one nude with the ocean in the background

And what's a little fun in the sun without a new style.

What better way to spend the holidays than by ditching the cold for a few days of sun and fun at sea.

I'm in the 1000 club baby!
450lb Deadlift
405lb Squat
225lb Bench Press

Just gonna park this right here 🍑

Officially 30!!! Who's trying to blow my candle. Will also accept being covered in 30 loads.

After a long day of travel, I’m finally all showered up 🧼

anyone mind a quick afternoon checkin or..?

Hairy men chest and belly will never fail to brighten my day. Me and my mental health thank you.

Homemade sprinkles is crazy. You're mad talented.

Don't get me wrong I enjoy Mac and cheese all times of the year but now I'm just wondering how boring/bland are his family's thanksgiving and Xmas dinners or does he also give them the nastiest look as they enjoy it without him?

a cheerleading team is performing on a basketball court in front of a crowd . ALT: a cheerleading team is performing on a basketball court in front of a crowd .

I said brrr. It's cold in here!

Fucking your mouth hard, boy swallow like a champ 💦

Who's ready for breakfast in bed?

Tight in all the right places 😋