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Posts by the final pearl

eugenics is the official policy of the U.S. government (and it was under Biden too with his let it rip strategy for covid)

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Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

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The Prego dinner conversation recording device has maybe the most hilariously sinister-sounding bit I've seen in forever on its webpage

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grandma in walker: we used to have to write out the gifs
but everyone understood what we meant

granddaughter, helping her:SURE GRANDMA

grandma in walker: we used to have to write out the gifs but everyone understood what we meant granddaughter, helping her:SURE GRANDMA

people when they cite the Deep Magic to me but were not there when it was written

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Shelly Duval and all her color outfits :)

Shelly Duval and all her color outfits :)

partner has advised me i’m more goth than anything else so i’ve determined my mid-life crisis

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The dwindling trunk of ingredients and bequeathing thereof alone were genius.

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titus burgess in an old suit, holding one finger to his lips while another hand opens the silver lid of a served dish

titus burgess in an old suit, holding one finger to his lips while another hand opens the silver lid of a served dish

Last Bite Hotel should have had a second season but the Food Network are cowards.

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one of the best films shot in bodega bay hands down

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Just kidding

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"learn to float" ad by onion infowars

"learn to float" ad by onion infowars

lmao

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editing pic of a cat throwing a job application. text at the top: job application

editing pic of a cat throwing a job application. text at the top: job application

sending this with my resume

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4/20 frot’em if you got’em

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i will take anything to counter the sheer volume of sensory trash that has come from the GOP’s senate primary.

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Stallone, confused, exhausted: 

Sandra Bullock as Sgt Huxley, wearing a goofy SAPD hat and smiling like an idiot:

He's finally matched his meat.

You really licked his ass.

Stallone, confused, exhausted: Sandra Bullock as Sgt Huxley, wearing a goofy SAPD hat and smiling like an idiot: He's finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass.

lenina huxley from demolition man would’ve made a great poster if comedy is legal again at the end of the film

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photoshop of a giant george costanza wistfully keying on the ridge of a mountain that’s also shopped in with big butterflies, flowers, and a pink-red sun

photoshop of a giant george costanza wistfully keying on the ridge of a mountain that’s also shopped in with big butterflies, flowers, and a pink-red sun

how i’m trying to be today

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Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

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my collaborator knocked it out of the park but and i’ve been trying to step but to their level but life is really lifing

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pixel art of handheld video game

pixel art of handheld video game

pixel art of ouija planchette

pixel art of ouija planchette

pixel art of moon staff with fletching orb

pixel art of moon staff with fletching orb

pixel wrt of red yo-yo with spikes on it

pixel wrt of red yo-yo with spikes on it

society if i finished my dot dungeon zine

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lucy lawless as xena, wearing sunglasses and smoking a joint

lucy lawless as xena, wearing sunglasses and smoking a joint

happy holiday

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As a high school teacher about once a semester I felt it deeply important to teach the children about Hype Williams

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DS9 Collector’s edition VHS looking like a geometry text book

DS9 Collector’s edition VHS looking like a geometry text book

more of them, listed at $25

more of them, listed at $25

what the fuck

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The steel guitar bridge in a Hank Williams song gives you time to think about what you’ve gone and done

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*Palantir execs trying to explain their glorious vision so we’ll invite them inside*

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truly one of those rare talents of a generation. happy 80th, you sultry beast!

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early season worf is such a whiny petaQ.

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she could step on me

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Steve Buscemi in drag, wearing a curled red wig, a low cut top, and pink lips, her eyes looks mean

Steve Buscemi in drag, wearing a curled red wig, a low cut top, and pink lips, her eyes looks mean

i should call her

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screenshot showing ella langely’s choosing texas full video (7 minutes)
vs her lyric video (3 minutes)

screenshot showing ella langely’s choosing texas full video (7 minutes) vs her lyric video (3 minutes)

you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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nobody tell ella langley her lyric video sitting at a bartop was better this seven minute whatever she spent six months on.

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oh yea, we gotta snap these guys dicks off for in a george foreman, that’s for sure.

like, brick-by-brick, Palantir must be torn down and it’s fields must be salted. that’s the kind of threat we’re talking about here.

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