feralized

saucy fanart of pinkie pie from my little pony doing mouth stuff with twilight sparkle’s horn. twilight is in an awkward pose and shaking and leaking down her leg. she also has a lot of magic pooring in to and out of pinkie’s mouth. twilight says “Oh Pinkie! I’m going to…” and pinkie replies “Wait for real? Like actually? On Celestia? Just from the horn?” but many letters are greyed out because she cant enunciate with her mouth full

i dont think there are any nerves in there even

LOL

screenshot of a twitter link sent via discord message

holy fuck

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber theonion.com/man-practices-haircut-re...

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

fruimt

FOUR??? damn i only noticed one 😭

Government bad 👍

Love that Mon Mothma comes with her iconic baton that she famously beats C3PO to death with.

All of those characters die in the film

When I was a kid, we all knew what it was like to have a wheezy grampa who’d bombed nazis. Who wouldn’t want wheezy grampa action figure? Comes with rhydonium vape accessory.

six year old doing the Saw gas huffing voice

I can't fuckin wait for the ISB HQ playset with talking Lio Partagaz. Has over 10 unique phrases including the ISB mission statement about being healthcare providers and "Calibrate your enthusiasm."

Mom: honey I need you to pick up your action figures before bed

Child: I BURN MY LIFE TO MAKE A SUNRISE THAT I KNOW I'LL NEVER SEE

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Comparison between a regular T-pose as used for other characters and Yoshi's unique pose [Mario stands in a T-pose, Yoshi has an odd satisfied expression with nearly closed eyes] Source: lemurboy12, models.spriters-resource.com/gamecube/ssbm/asset/296038

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, all fighters' default poses are a standard T-pose with arms out and open eyes, except for Yoshi. He has a unique default pose that gives him lowered eyelids that result in a smug or satisfied expression.

HOLY based pfp

i spotted the evil sun but i couldnt find any other funny symbols

Wowie gross comic uhh zoom up to read it I don’t give a fuckkk about making things readable lol been working on this for a few days I probably will not color it boo find all the funny symbols so you can hate me

the three eyed monkey at the end of every episode of jimmy neutron used to scare me

@lostlamby.bsky.social has been smothered under griptape and imprisoned atop a skatrboard to suffocate

A REGGAE SKELETEIN LOOKEN EXAUSTED "IF THE DOCTER DOESNT FIX YOUR HEALTH PROBLEM YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO PAY" AND SORRY BUT IF U DONT AGREE EITHER YOUR EVIL OR YOUR A DOCTER!!!!!! IF I GO TO GET MY TIRE'S ROTATED AND THEY DONT ROTATE THEM AND THEN THEY CALL ME FAT THEN I DONT PAY THAT FUCKEN BILL EITHER SO WHY DO I GOTTA PAY FOR HEALTH CARE IN THIS WAY ??? THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHO AGREE'S ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

praying somebunny gets the joke

i don’t care who you are or what it is btw, just a note, use your own head and do your own blocking. the more of your choices you give up to others the worse off you are

it's funny that Bluesky admins have continued the disdain for users that Twitter's admins had but they're also *publicly* posting through it because they invented a platform that couldn't have private accounts. just brilliant, really

oh my god this is so real im sick of getting advice from people that basically amounts to “treat your fellow artists like tools for your own gain”

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.