Town?

Operation get to the match, starts now.

I’m wearing this

I’m listening to your Mind Games book Nev. Very interesting so far.

Happy birthday. You don’t look a day over whatever age Jordan Pickford is 😉

‘Full kit wanker pigeon shooting’ sponsored by Norwegian Airlines.

Adios Calmvagina

This will be my 3rd derby game. The first was a nil all draw and the second was the 2 all win at Goodison last season. I’m hoping this will be 3rd time lucky.

Trying to get a ticket for The Strokes has nearly resulted in me having a stroke. #ticketmaster🤨

There was only two minutes left on the clock and Brentford got another chance which they should have scored. Thankfully they didn’t take it.

I was thinking he should have wasted time 🤣

That’s a decent choice but this golf will be better.

What else can you watch on a Sunday night?

Up the Toffees

So close

Nice header from Beto

Open up by Leftfield. Belfast by Orbital. Freed from Desire - Gala.

Has rationing started already?

I’m bringing my daughter on Wednesday night. It’s her first concert and it should be a belter. Because it’s April fools day I’ve told her we’re going to see Justin’s house. I really need to grow up 😃

Nine Inch Nails - Dublin

I’ve a spare ticket if you fancy it.

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Come on you Everton boys in Green 💙💚🇮🇪

I skateboarded as a kid. I was pretty good at it. Bought a new skateboard during covid. It’s not as easy and as dangerous as it looks.

I got resale through ticketmaster🤮 so keep trying. You could get lucky!

Can’t wait to see them next month

Are they going to award City the next 115 Premier League titles?

What’s your name? Brian, is it? What do you do Brian? You find wool? Wool? Wtf is finding wool? You’re a fucking knobhead, you are. Hahahahahahahahahaha