Car!

I could quite easily say the exact same to you, word for word. We beat you to win the league in this division at your place in 1985, I can’t remember off the top of my head another time we’ve beat you.

If you need a support let me know, we might be able to help and drag in a few punters.

Well this guy came up in convo cos I said he was a shit Paul Taylor - lad called Stephen Humphrys, except he can’t shoot from distance like this.

So then, RIP Arthur Morgan for the 3rd time. No I’m not crying I’ve got something in my eye.

Huzzah to the first bit. Dont sweat the second bit. Rehearsals aren’t gigs. ✊🏻

I did wonder at your post tbh

Exhibit A. @wheatabeat.bsky.social was this the night you left your tickets at home and had to pay you, your dad and your mate on crutches in at the gate?

Bunch of City mates earlier discussing one of the greatest characters to play for us in the past 10 years. Turned up to his signing photoshoot in a full teenage tracky from Foot Asylum looking like he’d been out all night. The inimitable Paul Taylor, purveyor of thunderbastards in excelsis.

The Beagle and the Damage Done

Shackleton you say?

The Kinky Pigs have agreed we’re not going out on a Thursday night till it’s 10 degrees Celsius at 11pm. A few were tempted tomorrow but soon reconsidered.

Not to my taste, makes the chips go soggy.

Marrow fat are the BEST peas, just ask @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Ok yes I did burn the chips. The birdseye fish took longer than expected.

Council tea.

Yup.

Yeah Norm hates them too, he just encounters them less. He also goes for anyone in a red top or hi viz, cos he thinks they’re the delivery blokes and postmen who try get in the house to kill us on a daily basis and who are only prevented by him losing his shit from inside the house.

Norman hates border collies with venom. Luckily for me there’s one lives just up the road.

Hoover bags? Have bag less vacuum cleaners not arrived in Notts yet?

Tactical diarrhoea.

I now hate Leicester as well 👍🏻

What a set of weirdos.

Haha

Ah I see.

Why does everyone hate Leicester? Apart from the clapper things the fans have of course? We’ve not played them in a generation so I’m totally ambivalent towards them.

Just worked out who you remind me of. You’re the scousest looking non-scouser I’ve ever seen. (Yeah I know they’re from the Oblong)

Post you, in another country

Saw them in Bradford in 92, cut my combat trousers short for the occasion and got a lass at college to plait my (long) hair at the front 😂