"My tits are so nice they're literally criminalized."

You mean the 365 deals milestone.

They can call it “Le Monstre”

International Sex Station

Paid support contracts, of course.

Certain distros, like RHEL and Ubuntu, do explicitly have professional support contracts you can sign up for.

I would have thought if ever there was a place for a desktop Linux in a professional environment it would be in the cold darkness of space.

They had a whole fairly lengthy Anime series in Japan and I’m pretty sure it was never localized.

a while back*, fucking phone typing

A silver Sony media player with a Betamax slot on the right and an HD-DVD tray on the left, emblazoned with the text “Regressive Scan”

You had the same idea a while vack but your own version (with “Regressive Scan” text)

brb writing a script that just auto-replaces my posts with this when I hit send.

Bear in mind the EU prices include VAT, the CAD pricing doesn’t include tax.

My son is a little over 10 and I’d never talked to him about AI at all and randomly at dinner he said “I hate AI. Whenever I think about AI, I just wanna die.”

“And did he, in fact, park that big mack truck right in this little garage?”

(in tears from extreme sexual neglect) “No!”

Pee is stored in the…duodenum?

“Can you please give the court your understanding of the terms…(checks notes)…’macaroni in a pot’ and…(articulating slowly)…’Punani Dasani’?”

"This is the weapon of the enemy. Honestly, good call by the enemy, they are REALLY effective."

At this point they're promoting the tech that is demonstrably making gaming (as well as a whole of other things) worse via multiple angles.

I watched it about a month ago and 100% yes you should.

This is basically Nyaight of the Living Cat (a zombie anime TV series where instead of becoming a flesh-eating humanoid you become a 100% normal and adorable house cat who infects others via physical contact. And the world it takes place in is entirely made up of cat lovers.)

Nice. Out of curiosity what was the extra $80 for?

OK Nixon.

Given the spelling we’ve seen it was probably nonces talking about satin fabric.

Macbeth shitting his pants seeing that.

(Finishing beer in dingy bar) Well, I gotta get home to the ol’ block and chain.

OnlyFans Gimbal is my stripper name.

look if you want to wear your spooky skull mask then you've gotta fill out the form that says "it is necessary for operational reasons that they think I'm spooky"

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another gable was made.

colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image September 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM

Lookin’ like he just called Drake a pedophile.