31:28 THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT WAY THAT COULDA POSSIBLY GONE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#WWERaw Seriously, I can't believe Cody was even out there tonight. Like holy shit.

#WWERaw ...Uhhh, Cody? Are you sure you should be here tonight??? o_O

#WWERaw *sees how many Green Shirt People are at ringside*

...Well, the nearest thing I can figure out is that they're born pregnant...which seems to be quite a time saver. 😛🤣

"I'm gonna need a new toothbrush."

Is clearing up. That was pretty random. lol

Not even five minutes later. Those flakes are HUGE. o_O

...Man, the winter just absolutely refuses to end. Spring started, and winter was like "That don't work for me, brother". lol

Last Saturday was my fourth trip to the Netherworld. 💚 Walking in, seeing that curtain, and hearing the spooky pre-show music feels like home every time.

I mean given it was a clone army, chances are you shot me a good few times and had to respawn.

#WrestleMania Well, say what you will, but this was a hell of a lot better than last year's main event. I can appreciate two guys going out there and beating the shit outta each other until one guy ultimately was victorious.

#WrestleMania Follow the Yellow Brick Road, Miz! XD

#WrestleMania
Rhea: I love you, Iyo!
Iyo: I love you, Rhea!
My friends and I: AWWWW!!! KISS! KISS! KISS!
Rhea: *kisses Iyo on the forehead*
Me: Ah, close enough. XD

#WrestleMania Dominik Mysterio...omae no tsumi wo kazoero.

#WrestleMania Holy shit, this feels like a Wrestle Kingdom entrance!

a statue of a samurai with horns and the words finish him ALT: a statue of a samurai with horns and the words finish him

#WrestleMania So, two things. One, I was not expecting Brock to lose tonight, much less retire, and as much of a problem as I have with him...I may have gotten a little choked up.

And two...when Oba chokeslammed him, I shouted this embarrassingly loudly:

...If I shot some of your friends, I'm sorry, but I had to give time for the evacuation. lol

New mousepad. Thank you, Zeezaa. 😁

Also, bullshit the Empire will never find us. I played Shadows of the Empire. I took part in the Battle of Hoth. Trust me, THE EMPIRE FOUND US. 🤣

...How often do you think Dominik Mysterio peaks his head into the Judgment Day club house, looks at Liv, Roxanne, and Raquel, and goes "Good morning, angels!" and then runs like hell? XD

I remember this episode of Mayday and the story of Qantas Flight 72 specifically because of this moment. Captain Sullivan, if you ever read this, know that, as a dedicated ice breaker, I tip my hat to you, sir. 🫡🤣

#WrestleMania Welp, I'll say this: Orton vs Rhodes went from "I could not care less about this match" to "Wow, that was actually pretty good". They made the absolute most outta the situation they were in, and deserve all the credit in the world for it.

#WrestleMania Alright, I DEMAND a gif of Pat McAfee running down the ramp in the neck brace, ref shirt, and sunglasses, because THAT shit was funny as hell. XD

#WrestleMania Oh jeez, Orton is not looking good. He looks hurt bad.

#WrestleMania

🎵So take a little break here
Kinda like a wake here
The scenery is fake here
But there's a giant snake here!🎵

#WrestleMania I woulda taken Bianca announcing she's medically cleared, but I will take her having a baby as AMAZING news. 💖

#WrestleMania ...That is a fuckin' crazy outfit Rollins is wearing, and it's STILL one of the most subdued Mania outfits he's ever worn.

#WrestleMania Someone I know on Discord said they shoulda snuck Roxanne in as one of the AJ Lee cosplayer kids and see if anyone would notice. XD

#Wrestlemania ...Guys? Just saying, WWE has the chance to do the greatest thing ever on Raw this Monday and run it back to the Raw after Mania XXX.

#Wrestlemania Let's go, #TeamBirdHuggers!