I said this when Newsom did it: taking away a homeless person's few belongings is one of the lowest things you can do
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Guy looking at a photo of Andy Warhol holding a Minox 35EL with a flash. Guy is saying, "What the ___ is this? Who is this person?"
Photo of an old 35mm camera with a large flash. Subtitle: "[If] your flash is larger than your camera, you've got something [wrong]"
Back to looking at the photo. Guy is saying, "A Minox. Why wouldn't you just use an SLR?"
The guy. Subtitle: He's the guy that paints soup. What an absolutely ridiculous setup.
i like most of the photography youtubers but i've found someone i do not like.
The End of Smiling Friends…thanks for all the laughs @psychicpebbles.bsky.social and @michaelrcusack.bsky.social 🙂
not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer
they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time
this is how you know that the big accounts that you love are actually a business probably run by multiple people, we are looking down the barrel of a nuclear holocaust and they have found time and energy to post about wrestling action figures Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... • 2m Was in a store today and walked by a bunch of pro wrestling action figures and one was Eric Bischoff, and I know no children are buying these things but I like to imagine a child sitting down watching WWE with his favorite character, action figure Eric Bischoff
No! It’s because I’m disassociating!
You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.
if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything
The blowback won't be Iran attacking the US, it'll be the US becoming a complete pariah state while the rest of the "international community" has blood on their hands because they did little and less to stop this
my big worry with Trump's big threat isn't mutually assured destruction, it's that the possibility of a nation and people being slaughtered en masse.
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
Is this the first presidential library to be located on a community college?
we talk about Woke 1 but I was there for Woke 0.5. one time in 2013 I was speaking in front of a conference room full of organizers and I said the words "thanks guys" and someone interrupted me by yelling "OUCH!!!! gendered language!!!"
Repost to upset your local Spaniard
Everyone loves the soda that makes you poop but when I have a coffee and a cigar in the morning to get the digestion working my mom just yells at me
As long as she doesn't have Nazi tattoos she's already cleared a pretty low bar
Repeat after me:
I am not craftier than Katie Tightpussy.
I am not craftier than Slavoj Zizek.
I am not craftier than Eve Fartlow.
I am not craftier than Hbomberguy.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be craftier than I am.
When this haircut shows up in your arrakis it means spice prices about to go up
🤎 Happy lazy #Caturday 🤣🤭
People talking about any socialist revolutionary: their utopian vision didn’t work out
Any socialist revolutionary writing: this is going to be very difficult and a very long and hard process and we will make many mistakes and the capitalists will be ruthless
This needs to be immortalized.
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza
found the perfect mod
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”
This is from 1975.
the waves this comic made on twitter, man
Cardi B has done more good for Episcopalians than Aimee Therese. Full stop.
Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
Esto es obsceno
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
the preemptive browbeating towards leftists not wanting to support a potential 2028 Gavin Newsom candidacy might be the dumbest culmination of terminally online liberal thought but I'm sure I'm going to see dumber once Vance's first term starts