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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

got over 9 hours of sleep

Nonna-ness is inherently natural and flowing. Almost Taoist. Maxxing is the opposite. They are structurally incomparable.

Nonnamaxxing: do Italian grandmothers hold the secret to a long and happy life? Gen Z are turning to nonnas for inspiration on how to live to be 100. Will donning a flowery dress and making their own pasta sauce do the trick?

I — sure.

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

a woman 's face is visible in front of a blackboard with math equations on it . ALT: a woman 's face is visible in front of a blackboard with math equations on it .

no that can’t be it, right?

Dreamt that I had a large scale community fundraiser, a board meeting, and therapy all at the same time and it was a mess - WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

One of the lights in the work bathroom is out, so here’s this.

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

An online form asking “do you have at least one year of experience in the beauty or aesthetics industry?” and someone typed the response “I’ve been beautiful my whole life”.

gm

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

mood today icl

and wishing all the staff at Sotheby’s Breuer a lovely day 😇

wishing all tourists at the Guggenheim a hearty “fuck you” and “learn how to control your idiot kids” 😇

gm

this little boy passing by the carvel was wailing MOMMYYYYY I WANT ICE CREEEEEAM so i decided to saunter on in there in front of him and get myself a sundae. sucks to suck bitch lmao

“get a grip” oh honey i haven't unclenched since 2005

Saturn return is today 😵‍💫

[flirting in the drive-thru]
now, mcflurry. is that irish?

A scene from Bob’s Burgers where Bob, slowly coming up stairs, says “it’s been a rough year” and his daughter Louise replies “it’s the first week of January”.

my mental health is being held together by smutty hockey tv and music from 2008

Selfie in arena holding up peace signs; blue lighting

Lorde with spotlight

Lorde on an elevated stage platform

Smiling selfie with Dan and Kurt; blue lit arena with concertgoers in background

It’s a beautiful life, so why play truant?

Lorde at Barclay’s Center, Brooklyn 12.16.2025 with @kurtclare.bsky.social

Alex McCord and Simon’s rental in The Hamptons on RHONY

I think I’m gonna die in this house.

and this time, he’s out for blood…

*Paul Simon voice*

Hello diva, my old friend.

🤭💕😘

is this something?

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

a post in heart evangelista's instagram, a poem titled "vincent please don't gogh" Please do not be Vincent; don't Gogh because you've not been loved. Since the Starry Night I met you, my smile's beamed brighter than the heavens above.

been crying at this for the past hour