maybe that one hasn't been taken away yet ><

it declines to self-incriminate,,,

how embarrassing,,

should i wear my princess shirt in front of my wife's family?

woofwoofwoof!!!

Being John Malkovich (1999)

conflicted on the tariffs because our allies don't deserve that, but also Americans should be paying more in taxes

ok this is just a little intrusive.........

cars be like "yeah i know a spot" and it's illegally parking in a bike lane

mewowoww

even with my high tolerance for being surrounded by outrage bait and bigotry, the other app has been managing to pull down my wellbeing lately

hopefully the sky is actually bluer here

this barber shop has a friend and if you go up to the door when they're closed you can say hi :3

hey check out my new bumper sticker, i love having a car

"ooooo it's so hazy outside ". shut up. every day for me is hazy

walter white would've sucked at playing fibbage

so is jake tapper a real person or what?

Porcupine holding corn on the cob

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