3 WB Yeats ago, see? dammit

Worrying about that thing I said 3 yeats ago while continuing to talk pure shite on a daily basis

There's so much in there!

Indeed this is a treasure!

New favourite person found.
On the 1926 census Alice Knox recorded herself as ‘single (thank god)’ and detailed that she was 48 instead of the truth which was that she was 60.

I just know she was class craic

I'm post nightshift and feeling very weary, this could have gone either way that tune is fucking intense, really needs that melodica solo

Neil Hannon's solo on the melodica on 'If...' has ended me, what a treat
archive.org/details/ajc0...

This is pretty cool!

Cheers for this!

Two Israeli soldiers jailed over smashing of Jesus statue in Lebanon

Look, it was bad what they did, but countless idf soldiers have been doing way worse over the last three years; this is fucking laughable

Resignedly and with great difficulty getting out of bed and stumbling towards a banana on a crampy leg

this is pathetic isn't it? One moment ur all "oh keir is wonderful. he won't make mistakes. he can chair a meeting blah blah blah" and then ur like "look he's a smol bean prime minister. He doesn't know anything. Let he who has not sinned throw the first stone."

A very white viewpoint it is too

she clearly knows she's not getting reelected and has decided she's going for the piss boiling record with the time she has. judging by the replies from bald men we may as well give her the trophy now.

Very much open to correction but think I might've found Peig.
#1926Cencus #TheStoryOfUs
nationalarchives.ie/collections/...

this site fucking sucks, I hate these pricks

Thor the beastly elkhound sitting folded in a sunspot in a yard, there's his hairbrush behind him on a wall and he's guarding it from me, he's such a raggedy ass

Good morning

A beastly white and grey dog lying on his side in a garden border that would have been full of Spanish bluebells but he's made a flattened nest in them

become ungovernable,
remain incorrigible

I'll never stop laughing every time I think of this. 100% pure condensed liberalism

I dont know why I did that I was trying to remember some Labour MP cutting the ribbon at a shitty slot machine casino, who was that

What the closure of a local betting shop tells us about the pressures on our high streets Reflecting on the closure of a local betting shop, Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey and Old Southwark, explores what it reveals about national ...

CW for Neil Coyle's head and his opinions www.politicshome.com/members/arti...

Just read a Neil Coyle piece lamenting the loss of charity donations to a childrens summer camp and an asylum centre off the back of gambling at the local high street Paddy Power which has sadly closed, fucking hell lol

Also my house is comparitively cleaner than the Bottom stage set, everything is good actually

My brother who usually only contacts me to let me know who has died at home just sent me a clip of Eddie Hitler theatrically saying 'don't you ever yearn for change' and yes, this is it

if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock

The current crop of MPs and political correspondents grew up watching satire about how awful and corrupt Peter Mandelson is.

They have literally never known a time when Mandelson was thought to be good or trustworthy.

If you're calling young women *females* you have yourself failed to forget the manosphere, imo

What's the matter Corporal? You've barely touched your mystery grey meat, brown thing and carrots