I wish I’d seen this yesterday - I participated in a bake sale at my kid’s school (I’m Australian, we had an election), and these would have been perfect! Hope you feel better soon.

For the briefest moment I thought you meant the movie and then I remembered I am not that old. 😂

I feel like I saw this in a cinema somewhere.

Is this a question about your skill n cooking while high? Or is it about the food itself? If the latter, the answer is obvious, but if the former, then we need more information and that’s no fun. I think you know what to do.

I do appreciate that all these nipples are attached to relatively ordinary male bodies, though. These days there’d be Defined Abs below those nipples, not to mention pecs everywhere, but those were regular, even dad bods.

How early do they arrive in the shops now? Before New Year feels like a new thing, but that is also my age. 😉

In Australia, the debate is only “is Boxing Day too early for hot cross buns?” Most are willing to eat them as soon as Easter eggs appear on the shelves.

Of course, we are colonial heathens, so what can one expect?

That’s… quite an image.

Face of Evil has quite a few. And what about the OG, Cave of Skulls etc?

I had wondered the same thing today, and lo! You have found the answer already!

Illuminating.

Every night… do fruit bats count?

I feel like the people using these words are the hairy 30yo men at ren faires, hitting on 18yo women in corsets. I imagine there are others, though.

I am so sorry for your loss. What a beautiful baby. ❤️

Ginger and white guinea pig taking a cherry tomato from his human

Good news! Cinnamon has some medicine and has perked right up. We’re dosing his cage buddy to make sure nothing was passed on.

He’s made it through the night, which is a good start. ❤️

Brown and white guinea pig looking at the camera as if to ask “why are you interrupting my dinner?”

This little piggy is not very well, and I’m quite worried. Hoping to get him an emergency vet visit ASAP.

a woman is singing into a microphone in a dark room . Alt: a woman is singing into a microphone in a dark room

I posted a while ago that i wanted to grow up to be Joan Jett when I was a kid, and her people (or maybe a fan account with her name, but who cares) liked my post and 6yo me basically died right then.

I really like this one!

Towel or curtain?

I had a very Australian take in that I was expecting Warwick Capper shorts, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I had that same feeling. What was that?

I think I took one look at rec.arts.drwho when I discovered Usenet and then ran for the hills

I used to know a woman who went by Pyewacket. I don’t know what her cat was called.

I’m tempted to say that if it gets them putting sunscreen on their kids again, is it that bad? But…

I was talking to another parent who said it just felt like the world was one disaster after another, his whole life. Then he said he was 14 on 9/11, and I felt both very old and very, very sad.

Just one more wafer-thin war before the prize…

I love that alt text fashion descriptions are basically the old outfit posts we used to make in agf. 😍

I went to Les Miserables:
“One more day… one more dawn… one war more!” (Music swells)

Could be both!

I think that’s their argument. Ban birth control and then women (and teens) will be forced to have babies.