I think we should ban LED headlights why am I getting blinded every fucking night

Rent should be 10% cheaper in February

the best 1:35 in tv history

Wie is J.D. Vance, de First bitch achter president Trump? Het cliché is waar: achter elke beroemde president staat in de schaduw een hielenlikker die hem ondersteunt. Tijdens de tweede termijn van Donald Trump is J.D. Vance deze zogeheten First bitch.

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real journalism

asking grok for something should make you ineligible to vote

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Nvidia is now 16% of the US GDP. We are so fucked.

hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.

making fun of people who are freaking out over Zohran even tho it doesn’t affect them at all lol

I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates:

REQUIREMENTS:
- C- Average
- Started an Associates Degree and never finished it
- Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.

knew it! this is going to ruin the tour

the tides will turn. we will win against fascism.

Zohran Mamdani is going to win in New York???? How will I, as a farmer in rural Connecticut, survive??????

I think 80% of the Republican Party is just in religious psychosis

That’s not me man I’m just a dude

he’s talking about a pastor

mans been busy I guess 🤷‍♂️

You expect republicans to do the right thing???? Why is Democratic leadership so willfully blind?

Now I have to pretend I thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny 😔

First Colbert, now Kimmel.

Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.

Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

“Free Speech” for Republicans just boils down to wanting to say slurs with no repercussions. Absolutely brain dead.

Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on.

Why should I care if they’re mad?

democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about

“fuck your feelings” crowd very upset that other people don’t care about their feelings

literally. the ivermectin is kicking their ass

I like how the Republican Party is like a million of these guys telling ME im too emotional