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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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A patient health questionnaire that asks “over the last two weeks, how often have you been bothered by any of the following problems” and then includes statements like “feeling down, depressed, or hopeless”

I picked a bad time to get my annual exam.

Could I be added please?

I’m at work on a tragicomic memoir about getting sick with what is essentially a Hippocratic “woman’s disease”

Can I please be added?

The horrified city gate from Wetzlar is shown: it's windows do look like eyes, and the gate itself looks like a screaming mouth.

This is a slow moving thread of screaming and horrified city gates. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #ScreamingCityGates

Could I be added?

This is the problem. I think we should all “act our wage”, but that’s a luxury granted to only the most privileged

Pretty soon, if you train it to diagnose all women with anxiety regardless of symptoms