She said 'I'm literally trying to seduce you and you're posting.' Somebody please kill me. Euthanise me for fumbling immediately.

Ahm difinitely not

The Fumbler comes for us all.

I fired off that last selfie and realised there was a typo in the text and had to delete it do it again. It was a high stress situation.

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It's where I keep all my pagers.

Photo of a woman (it's me) standing in the sea on a sunny day. She is wearing a black and white pant suit with the legs rolled up. She has long dark hair and sunglasses. She is on the phone and holding a cup of coffee and looks like she is negotiating deals.

Sorry I'm a goth girlboss now. On vacation, making deals while I swim. Money never sleeps. It's 9am in Tokyo, you're all pulling double shifts tonight. I don't care if it's your kid's trombone recital. This deal has to go through or you're all fired.

Waiting for a girl to post

In my defense she said this 4 hours ago and I waited to post about it til after. I should get a medal or a runner up prize at least.

She said 'I'm literally trying to seduce you and you're posting.' Somebody please kill me. Euthanise me for fumbling immediately.

T4CV

You're our most valued intern!

If you saw this with a typo and think I deleted it and reposted it, no you didn't. Like it again or I'm docking your pay. Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Photo of a woman (it's me) standing in the sea on a sunny day. She is wearing a black and white pant suit with the legs rolled up. She has long dark hair and sunglasses. She is on the phone and holding a cup of coffee and looks like she is negotiating deals.

Sorry I'm a goth girlboss now. On vacation, making deals while I swim. Money never sleeps. It's 9am in Tokyo, you're all pulling double shifts tonight. I don't care if it's your kid's trombone recital. This deal has to go through or you're all fired.

She took me out to dinner at a fancy vegan restaurant. When the coffee came there was a cube of sugar on the side. She said, 'Do you want some for your horse?' I made a loud horse sound and I think she almost shot some cappucino out her nose. I asked if I should do a cow noise next and she said no.

Jessie in browneatber jacket crouching with a low ceiling

Hello from Dublin

wait the what

Puddin' Ozploitation let's go

June 2nd. I need to train and find a new house first!

I did a Chris Hemsworth impression and I think that finally broke her. She said, 'I'm too gay for this.' I think she's booking an earlier flight.

I'm like Guy Pearce immersed in character after Priscilla Queen of the Desert where he thought he was gay for like 3 months. Just going round the house doing a Guy Pearce impression saying 'I was sucking dicks left and roight.'

Gotta find the reset button.

Someone please help, I think she is stuck

She is telling me about Trolls 2 and said there's no trolls in it and only goblins and they're in the town of Nilbog. Chat can she say that? She says it's goblin spelled backwards but it sounds like a slur from 4chan.

Definitely. I usually call people a low dog or a bloody dog of a bloke.

Aussie consent received lfg

I'm pretty stupid mostly.

Woke up and immediately started doing bits as a woman of Aussie experience. It's been 12 hours.

ty I love the movies

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