(checking out sweatpants)
Urban Outfitters employee: Just a heads up... those are for guys with DICK. Not guys with peepee.
Me: My mistake 😅
German friend who is visiting: Vat about guy vist Schlong?
Employee: Let me check with my manager,
That sucks sorry to hear 🙏
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The hallmark of a great classic era Simpsons joke is when it's clearly supposed to be at someone's expense but they don't really specify who or for what reason
I'm ok
If I was a medical professional and i was on-call i would tell people I was an "on-call-ogist" and act confused when they started talking about cancer
First as broccoli then as farts
Picture this. The simpsons Bort sequence but with hamlet /hamnet. You would get the bluesky uncs hornt tf UP "ooooh well played sir" it's nothing to me
south korea's whole ethos is that they have freedom unlike their godless communist neighbors and then they release 5 movies a year about how being a salaryman is worse than chattel slavery
hi! tomorrow (February 1 2026) at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET i’m going to be doing a DJ set online for the yet to launch neo-detritus Radio. no idea what songs i’m spinning or how long, going off the cuff to see what happens. ragnarok.
tune in at neodetrit.us/radio/ starting at 11 AM PT! see you there :-)
The way My hungry ass thought this was mecca
It's not too late man you've got your whole life ahead of you! Well, mostly the parts where you continue along the trajectory you've already cemented for yourself while the world slowly moves past you. But that's still a fun time
You know,
What are you talking of bout
Oh hey your band's set was great. Although you personally do seem to be holding the rest of them back
patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci
pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
It's kind of amazing how little it takes for them to decide something is just the way it is forever and changing it would be a heinous aberration
What if you treat them like pets that people treat like children
my new thing is i export all my mixes as 320kbps mp3s and then i run those through the mastering rack and export them as 320kbps mp3s again
I'm beginning to wonder whether it's even listed in the DSM-5
It's always tough to see someone much younger outperform you at your craft. Some of my employees are like 8 years old and they're already better than I'll ever be at sewing large quantities of inexpensive garments
Bleace bleace bleace let me get what I want -the Smith
Having sex is naive
Rob Thomas, a life in rock and roll, then things get weird
Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy
20 years ago we had Francis Bacon, Charles Portis, and Charles Semen
pronouncing "lady gaga" with the emphasis on the last syllable
☝️🤓 the knob is attached to the pot
That's damn as hell !!!!
