heather always has the WORST ideas for after dinner games

ahhm fake??? ahhm fake?

thank god

every time someone knocks violently on the dining room door someone goes “that’s bob the drag queen

link is broken!

tiktok has become QVC for people that don't remember 9/11

wfh big girl things now include drinking espresso on my walking pad w/ standing desk combo

the horror

i don’t give a gag

jo carry

almost more fascinated by the gay men who follow them…

truly fascinated by instagram onlyfans boys who’ve i’ve never seen or heard of they’re so blatantly straight referring to their collabs as “grindr dates” or their “bottom”

trynna have wickedness thrust upon me

the gag is i would eat both…but i was like what makes you say that?

like girl fuck you

a certain internet famous shlong i was “dating” told me “you look like someone who would eat a baconator”

someone drop out of drag traitors so i can be in it. missed my entry dm 😭

beyonce just gave the best super bowl halftime show of all time!!!

sza is evil cynthia erivo

bf’s christmas gift to me tore

my high school's principle getting a DUI and its rumoured he got pulled over on coke years ago and also has been drunk at school...365 party girl

lives were literally changed

she looks troubled

girl don’t ask me stupid questions on bluesky

i wanna spend moneyyyyyyyy

no buy sunday

ran-snack is my new bo6 obsession i can’t stop playing it and singing “get those cookies get those cookies”

never ever apologize for gagging someone EVER

a man and a woman are giving each other a high five while holding a can of pop corn . ALT: a man and a woman are giving each other a high five while holding a can of pop corn .

happiness is a butterfly