They called it circumcision because 'foreshortening' was already taken.

A "New" Neo Geo Game! Neo Turf Masters Gets a BIG Update YouTube video by Video Game Esoterica

If you like Neo Turfmasters (and you should) a RomHack exists to add the Scotland course to the AES/MVS course selection. It swaps out the Australian course. This course is FUCKING HARD. And magic. Floating mountains. Begorrah.

Sometimes, the dominoes fall slowly, but they do fall.

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

"Hungary. It's on a map!"
- Neville Kenezzar

A group of Franciscan monks wearing grey robes and sandals, standing on grass.

Check out this group of VolCels....

saw someone who was once for salwell switch to becerr, and this person led their pitch by saying becerr was biden’s health services secretary “who got us out of a pandemic.” no, he didn’t get us out of a pandemic, he got people back to work, those are two different things; the pandemic persists.

Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom did absolutely nothing about multiple clearly documented incidents of LAPD and CHP maiming journalists and protesters, completely unprovoked.

They are the best is what they are.

You could really fuck up a kid's life naming them Lorem Ipsum.

This is only going to mean something to like... 3 people, but...if you have a MiSTer or a MegaSD, Gargoyles MD+ is **ESSENTIAL**. The GEMS music is a bag of farts being used to beat a clown to death.

"The future IS a period." - Dale Gribble, wearing a Science Officer uniform to a renaissance faire.

How long until someone runs a data encryption ransom scam on someone's rebuilt AI grandma?

Eric Swalwell is a rapist. California deserves better than this filthy predator of a man.

If you still support Swalwell after this, then you might as well support Trump.

Both of these men come from the same rotten core of patriarchy & rape culture, just like Andrew Cuomo.

Rip it all out.

Me with a bag of potato chips, a tube of super glue, a jones for a new craft project that's also a bad pun, and access to chickens:
"This'll Ruffle some feathers..."

I wanna die by "actually, since this room's underground it's technically a *magma* lamp."

If you made a magic item in a game that allowed you to take out 9 things for every 1 thing put into it so long as you never fully emptied it, it would utterly break the game.

Anyway, this is a banking post.

Has anyone made a Kombucha tea bar called Funky Brewster?

Classic Comedy Central: The Buttafuco Song YouTube video by John Harris

Every once in a while, I like to remind old people this exists. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToM...

It's a good time to note that Evangelicals, Baptists, and most other fundamentalists hate Catholics. Jack Chick hated them more than atheists, I think.

So if you're wondering how 'Christian' and 'banning the pope' coexist, they're practically a flat circle in non-Catholic US.

"You know that slasher series about Jason killing horny teens?"

"Yeah..."

"I wanna make a TV show about it."

"What's the premise?"

"What if Needful Things had to do a recall..."

The best Legend of Zelda game is Minish Cap and I don't care if it's objectively incorrect because not it's not, shut up.

Wrong on so many levels

"Which trials?"
"Yes."
"Yes what?"
"Witch trials."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"WHICH TRIALS?"
"YES!"

Chavs be like, "I pronounce the 't' in 'fillet', but not in 'bottle.'"

I really wish Calgon WOULD come and take you away. RIGHT NOW!

Sarlacs are stone fruit. They have a pit. QED.

"Why do you think names have so much power?"

[Rumplestiltskin's eyes roll back. Wave dissolve to high school] **What up, Rumpled Foreskin? You goblin FUCK.**

"THEY JUST DO, OK?!"

The @yourlamentablefriends.com theory of protagonism