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Posts by Fleabag

Pug with a pearl collar, sitting on a chair.

Pug with a pearl collar, sitting on a chair.

Pug with a pearl collar, sitting on a chair.

Pug with a pearl collar, sitting on a chair.

Got my dog a pearl collar and now she's sitting on the couch I got her and I am tickled by this.

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Update, one of the guys is cute but he is younger than me and posts a lot... should I send him one of those, "before you dm me, this is what I look like?" Cause he is fit and I am not.

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It's just weird... it's like they think he looks at Facebook.

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I posted in a Facebook group about going to emo night and then got random guys requesting me 😒

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Lunch always moves at light speed

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Going to try gardening again... so far just regrowing green onions,getting a white onion ready to plant, and hopefully planting a potato.

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I fear I'm destined to be with a Kyle

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It always makes me chuckle and roll my eyes when people type out prayers to their god on Facebook instead of just... praying. Lol.

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Watching a million hours of hair cutting tutorials

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I hate taking my kid to get her hair done because it takes so long. I should have gone home and cleaned.

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I want to play a new game but I don't know what.

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I'm tempted to pay to listen to the Giants games but I know last year I hardly listened cause they were usually late and I don't want to spend 100 bucks on something I hardly use.

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Fucking joke of a person

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🚨 BREAKING: The Senate passed H.J. Res. 140, gutting Boundary Waters protections. This sets a dangerous precedent for public lands nationwide. We’re not done fighting. There are still paths to stop this mine. We'll keep you posted today about what this means and how you can get involved.

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I'm so glad the penis lady won her court case

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Cleaned out my vacuum brush and now I cannot find the bottom piece of my vacuum so it's not sucking anything up.

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The guy who just flew to Hungary to get involved in their politics tells the Pope, who is from Chicago, Illinois to stay out of US politics.

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I have not done my taxes yet

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I was going to clean today from the absolutely mayhem my house is after this project but I think I've collectively gotten 8 hours of sleep over the past 4 days... I'm not gonna make it.

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Where my Canadian friends at?

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I love Lin-Manuel Miranda

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A screenshot of a tweet quoting Melania Trump responding to a question about children in a war zone. She says, “Well, all of this is happening for their future.” Below is a Fox News clip showing her standing outdoors near a large Easter bunny figure, with a “Breaking News” banner stating “Trump: Iran has ‘essentially no capability.’”

A screenshot of a tweet quoting Melania Trump responding to a question about children in a war zone. She says, “Well, all of this is happening for their future.” Below is a Fox News clip showing her standing outdoors near a large Easter bunny figure, with a “Breaking News” banner stating “Trump: Iran has ‘essentially no capability.’”

Like her jacket once said, I don't think she's really cares at all.

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Because it is superior

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Definitely entirely too busy to die right now.

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I'm sure I've posted this before but I would love to go to cosmetology and culinary school just for personal use. I want to be able to do my kid's hair the way she wants it done and cook amazing meals.

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I'm gonna be kidless this weekend I have big plans to be super productive but I can bet money I will sit and do nothing.

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I would love a mill trash bin but I cannot justify spending 1k on it.

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Happy Easter

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Got a lot done while not getting anything done.

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Today is going to be productive. Cleaning and crafts. Wish me luck.

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