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Posts by Fluffynuts

I’m mostly familiar with how fucking stupid he is, but also somehow “smart” enough to have a large-ish following and the backing of an adversarial country.

His face is marginally less punchable than some of the others, but only because the stench may never come off.

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Breath of Fire remake/remaster when?

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Oh, the other podcast bro that got paid $400k a month by a Russian media outfit to spew all sorts of anti-Ukraine talking points at the start of that war and tried to say he “didn’t know”? The one who won’t take off his beanie because it’s crusted to his skull? The one Emma Vigeland wrecks daily?

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spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach . ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .

BuT iT’S oNLy gOiNg TO bE fOr A SHoRt TiMe!

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A “data centers are better than golf courses fact” that says “Golf courses in the US use 97% more water for irrigation than data centers use for cooling.” 

Don’t care. They both suck.

A “data centers are better than golf courses fact” that says “Golf courses in the US use 97% more water for irrigation than data centers use for cooling.” Don’t care. They both suck.

Saw this “fact” on a site promoting building an AI data center, and... Yeah. We know. Fuck golf courses, too!Large swaths of resource intensive land that primarily benefit rich people instead of being actually USEFUL.

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@lyxlyon.bsky.social

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Level 1 cook plating up burgers that look nicer than most restaurants!

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“I’ll never go to another concert of the band that unintentionally publicly embarrassed me for having an affair with my very married boss, which they had no way of knowing since his arms were clearly around my waist, because they never apologized for it.”
Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Karen. And your boss

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The heart says the tummy will recover and should quit whining.

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Hey everyone, what's the ideal playtime for a point-and-click adventure for you right now?

⚡ 1–4 hours (tight, focused storytelling)
🎯 5–10 hours (enough to explore without overstaying)
📖 10–20 hours (rich world with lots to discover)

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I’d say anywhere under 10 is probably the sweet spot for me, unless the story is just very compelling or part of a larger series arc that warrants more time. But when you get to the short end of that range (3-ish hours), I want a REALLY solid standalone story that also has well-designed puzzles.

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Sometimes good actors wind up in shitty films.

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One Nation Under A Groove - Funkadelic (1978)
One Nation Under A Groove - Funkadelic (1978) YouTube video by 1mistaGROOVE

Another case in point for your collection:

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Okay, but like…funk is the only genre that can make even the most uptight person wanna dance.

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I cannot even begin to tell you.
How fast you will move to the top of my ballot.
If you publicly antagonize AI.

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Never! Like, even the biopic he did about the Philadelphia Eagles kicker… canonically, my brain just thinks he was once a kicker in the NFL because I can’t remember the real person’s name since he was actually just Mark Wahlberg.

Vince… maybe? Or am I confusing that with the name of the movie?

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I had a friend like this in HS… that lack of self-reflection is astounding.

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I still can’t believe that the generation who grew up saying, “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” has created a tool that collates all of the lies on the internet into an easily digestible and authoritative-sounding statement and gets mad when people are rightfully suspicious of it.

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Them: I never fuck up.

Also them: *proceeds to fuck up in the most spectacular fashion*

Anyone who can’t be arsed to be kind to retail/service workers can get straight in the bin and I’ll gladly lock the lid behind them.

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Wow. The “pro LGBTQIA+” line on the new profile is crazy work after reading that crash out. I’m going to say pretty definitively that they are… not.

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✨ She's done! My gouache portrait of Edea Kramer from Final Fantasy VIII is my tribute to a game that shaped part of who I am.
FF8 was the very first FF I played, I was completely in awe & played like it was sacred.
Did you play FF8? Who was YOUR favourite character?

#finalfantasy #finalfantasyart

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SUSPENDED! Woohoo!

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a volleyball with a hand print on it Alt: “Wilson” from the movie Cast Away. He’s a volleyball with a face drawn in the bloody hand print on him.

And then you have people like Tatiana Maslany who convincingly played multiple distinct characters in a TV series (Orphan Black) and it reminds you again that Wilson from Castaway has more range than Mark Wahlberg.

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IT’S SO TRUE!!

Every time he’s on screen my brain immediately registers it as “Oh, there’s Mark Wahlberg…” I cannot wrap my head around him playing a character with a different name or motivations because the character always winds up being Mark Wahlberg with different clothes!

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Gotta admit, that sounds way better than the actual sequel was…

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If they’re going to do live action, they should make the ending realistic, too.

The rainforest gets utterly destroyed, animals get displaced and/or plowed under by machinery, all the pixies choke or starve to death after, and the bad guy gets elected president.

Thanks @sharkabytes.bsky.social

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I hope you already ate one, because receiving 5 cookies when y’all KNOW that cookies (yes, even these) gotta come in packs of 2, 6, 12, or a sleeve is a dirty trick.

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