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Posts by Jay Grover
where did it all go so wrong?
SO DO WE ALL (but I spent all my Halloween budget on booze and cheese).
@martycricket.bsky.social thou look just the right age to get a Vendean resistance tattoo.
@martycricket.bsky.social sorry Durham are going to lose, I'm off to get a ducal coronet tattooed on my forehead in their honour (not really, middle age dunt take).
@martycricket.bsky.social I ended up getting a wee tricolour Phrygian Cap on my inner arm so no one could doubt my lefty credentials (leave me alone, I were 14).
@martycricket.bsky.social the age were not the issue (France were the wild west for British teenagers in the early '90s, think flick combs) I already had a couple, the Nazism definably was.
@martycricket.bsky.social As a teenager I spent two mint weeks in the Vendée. I thought I'd get a Vendeian resistance tattoo because, well, I were 14 and thought it were cool. It were politely but firmly pointed out to me that it'd be the equivalent of a swastika. Ta for that Loire tattooists.
@kevinhowells.bsky.social how precarious is thou job due to your constant apologies for social violation?
@kevinhowells.bsky.social I remember when you gave the script for the broadcast. It reminded me of when I were a primary school teacher.
oh bother, missed thou comment, but my retrospective money will be pledged in thou name. Keep ye sen well.
small skeletons.
@jonathandoidge.bsky.social only old enough for the sixty minute versions, loved the senile hatreds.
thankyou very much. Not a fan of it as a novel but an awesome opening sentence. Horribly prescient.
hasn't to add, thou not the cunt in this scenerio. Peppa Pig better not show its wank whinge face in Sheffield is all I'm saying.
that genuinly annoys me, fuck you cunt, I want to binge watch Bluey.
I always underestimate your capicity for irrational rage.
@garynaylor85.bsky.social I have never seen any play you've reviewed but I find me sen get violently defensive on principle. Never mind the woke, the Scouse whinge virus is my patellar tap test. LEAVE THE BLOCKING ALONE NAYLOR, THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST.
never understood cycling, I mock your glasses but approve of all dead aphids. All of this means nowt as you've used the word "pootle" thus I love ye forever.
All Sheffield Cricket peeps.... Tailenders is recording at the Crucible on July 6th. Derek and I will be there but you don't have to talk to us.
no spoilers but we're all going to die (hopefully not at the hands of Meercats but all bets are off).
no iea why this makes me happy but it does. Ta very much.
I have no idea why that made me spit tea. It's funny because it's true.
I do not recommend chronic alcohol and drug abuse but occassionaly one can wake up to an entire new day after frying ones 'brain for decades.... turns out Lord of the Rings is proper shite (sorry eight year old me).
had to do a thing but county cricket makes me happy. I hope you've found peace in thou sock drawer. Love to the bairn (I don't know owt about either but I recomend Yurt/Mares milk over Meercats).
@ithilienorthend.bsky.social I don't know ye well but I know ye well enough to guess that Lego Ninja Dragons would be a pleasure not a chore.
@martycricket.bsky.social I feel like an utter eejit now (ducked out). Och, well, that's why God created youtube.
mot messing "the Knobnomicon" made me spit the night cap.
this is why I should never go for a pint.