Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Had to explain the concept of revising text to a “lead designer” once who expected shippable, unchanging dialogue on the first draft. I’m still not sure he ever understood, but I know he’s as unemployed as I am so that’s nice?🤔

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

It worked for “literally,” dog help us.

You must now use that every time you interact with them, including in person, until it becomes acceptable usage.
It’s the only way.

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

Surrender’s Greetings to all those who celebrate.
And if that’s not you, how was the Kid Rock show?

I was too embarrassed to admit it, but... I bought it at launch, saw the reviews, messed around a bit, then took it up again <checks notes> ten years later as a way to (get this) break a Valheim addiction. Space Valheim? That's the ticket!

I can't believe it took me so long to play this game on the regular, and now they're introducing another whole new game inside the game so I can game while I game?
Yo and dawg.

Say what? I was literally logged in a few hours ago and missed it—how does one begin this? I’ve got this one little dude who looks like a Mugatu and I bet he’d tear shit up.

This whiplash where the president terrifies the world for a few days with unhinged threats and then says “never mind” and then there’s this implication that anyone scared of his unhinged threats was overreacting is very domestic abuse but make it a country.

A book, Stixhaven: Omens of Chaos, rests against a rough hewn slate with colorful swirls of drawn patterns similar to the energy shield the character on the book cover is casting. Beneath the book, two Magic cards rest, one face up to reveal it is a Command Tower.

The #MTGStrixhaven: Omens of Chaos book by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is out now! Encounter new friends, mysteries, and dangers, in this fantastical dark academia.

"What can Democrats do?"

When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him.

So, you know, that.

Don’t you believe them.

The laws of armed conflict allow attacks on civilian infrastructure only if the military advantage outweighs the civilian harm.
Trump has said Iran is already "militarily defeated."
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NYT: Iran War Live Updates: Trump Escalates Threat to Hit Iranian Power Plants After U.S. Rescues Downed Airman President Trump used an expletive-laden social media post to taunt Iranian leaders, saying that the United States would attack if they did not fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

NYT: President Trump on Sunday escalated his threats to bomb Iranian power plants within the next two days and taunted the country’s leaders in an expletive-laden social media post. Mr. Trump, seemingly emboldened by the successful U.S. rescue of an American airman in Iran over the weekend, issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz, a major Persian Gulf waterway for the transport of oil and gas, by Apr. 6. If Iran’s government did not, he said, U.S. forces would target the country’s energy infrastructure, which supplies power for millions of civilians. “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” Mr. Trump wrote on social media. The president has previously postponed his deadline to attack twice and the Omani foreign ministry said on Sunday that officials had discussed how to reopen the Strait of Hormuz with Iranian counterparts without reaching a definitive agreement.

“Praise be to Allah,” Mr. Trump added, before signing off in all caps. Iran has threatened to retaliate by intensifying its attacks on critical infrastructure in Israel and Arab states that are allied with the United States. An escalation could further derail the lives of civilians throughout the region and add to worries about the global economy, which has been rattled by soaring energy prices since the start of the war. Over the past two days, the U.S. military has been in a race with Iranian armed forces to find the missing airman after an F-15E jet was shot down over Iran on Friday, in the first known instance of a U.S. combat aircraft since the start of the war. The plane’s pilot was quickly rescued. But a second officer was stranded in Iran and injured in the incident. American commandoes found the airman deep inside Iranian territory under the cover of darkness.

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane

Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

He is risen

Season’s greetings to all those who celebrate.

Until Sunday morning came down.

This exact thing happened to me in a bathroom in Hawaii once.

Roses are red,
And debts are accruing,
But let’s see

graphic that says in bold lettering "remember: no lilies for kitties. even ingesting a tiny amount of pollen can cause fatal kidney failure. don't risk it." the background is a wallpaper of lily drawings and there is a photo of a perfect, fluffy white cat in the bottom right corner.

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

I mean, you don't really need a translator

(It may have been an android, actually, that was from memory.)

I’ve had it for decades and reread it frequently—the book-only material is incredible. “A robot named…. Abraham Lincoln!”

Russia has been doing this in Ukraine for years. Fucking war crimes all the way down.

For all, like me, who celebrate the season!

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

today. i wasn’t a very good dog
april fools. I was so good