At the end of a very fancy multi-course meal, my wife declined the final course. She was too full.
But they didn't bring her mignardise at the very end, and she was like, "Where's my motherfuckin mignardise?"
David Graeber's "There Never Was a West" is worth the read.
My people are from Shamesbury.
Flow chart showing the decision to take on a new project. First question- do you have enough time. Answer no, do not do the project. Answer yes, no, you do not have enough time.
My wife gave me this Flow chart that I refer to routinely.
If you ever move to a house in the forest, first thing is you do is cut down the biggest tree.
That way the other trees know not to fuck with you.
Did you hear that archeologists discovered the lost diary of Joseph? Check it out:
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Then remind him about the likelihood that someone will Squeaky Fromme JD Vance. That'll add to the allure.
"So why don't we ever hear any good news about the pancreas?"
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"Imagine if more people could afford the products and services your company produces."
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Scared the shit out of the greedheads to accidentally run a large-scale UBI experiment with amazing success. Just like all UBI experiments, the results showed:
A) The nation can afford it
B) It actually lifts people out of poverty and reduces hunger
C) Quality of life and work/life balance improves
Somebody could've lent him a bit of Visine®.
They did it for the first four years too. It seems possible that Democrats aren't calling for heads on spikes because they're complicit in the insider trading. Curious how they can't seem to pass a bill prohibiting their own corruption.
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Rogan drew the short straw and had to stand in the shart zone.
The pain of high prices lasts but a moment, but the neverending scorn of your neighbors is a lifetime of affliction.
It's like the writers didn't even read the original work. Just skimmed for highlights.
This sequel is lame.
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It never ceases to amaze me on some level how much evangelical Christians haaaaaate Jesus of Nazareth.
If you ever move to a house in the forest, first thing is you do is cut down the biggest tree.
That way the other trees know not to fuck with you.
Mills' "right to exist" for Palestinians is comparable to the GOP's "access to health care".
Some one in five pregnancies end in miscarriage, or "spontaneous abortion" as doctors call it.
You know who's super pro-abortion? God.
I live in Maine and the worst thing that can happen to a performer is for the crowd to start clapping along. Many people are coming in a full beat behind. I honestly don't know how performers can continue.
Dinah's pimp.
And that was the day my kids learned about metaphors.
Mama duck, four little baby ducks paddling along behind.
And I thought, "yes, we are back in the world of beauty. We'll get through this."
When, from out of the setting sun came a huge seagull. It swooped down, snatched one of the chicks, and swallowed it whole . . .
