USA Today Co trying to dodge accountability by trying to duck the Wayback Machine.

Yeah. That's going to stop the legion of data-scrapers from tracking what you did. 🙄

Melania Trump is doing nothing else other than poorly-timed damage control with that press conference. There's a story coming.

'Same energy as me saying: "By the way, the connections linking me to a bank robbery with my face in it next Wednesday are unfounded, unethical, and completely false."

Political discussion in the United States is at this point like a conversion over a car that went off the cliff.

D: "Maybe they should have applied the brakes."

R: "Maybe they should have had a better driver."

Me: "My country is on fire and the game is over. Why are you discussing the what-ifs?"

What in the hell? Is this some AI generated image from a bot account? They are *not* in SLC.

"Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defense each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over-not one human being excluded-and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." – Bill Hicks

"You need to bring the thumb of your right hand– your sword hand– to your rectum and stick it in there to form the Arch of Honours."

#DiscoElysium

Does anyone know the address I'm supposed to send my semen sample to for my Discord age verification?

This is precisely why a bioinformaticists are typically compartmentalized from clinicians:

"I see... 88 cases for acral lentiginous melanoma."

"But my cohort is 219."

"Right. And that is why I need you to work with me because I am the number jockey and you are the physician."

"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"

"... That about sums it up for me."

#GroundhogDay

I write and speak my dates in ISO 8601 standard and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me.

Happy 2026-01-01.

You're hoping for a New Year.

Unfortunately, you're about to get 2020: Part 6.

Oh, yes. This is real darkness. It’s not death, or war, or child molestation. Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart, Harry.

That's hard-line saying they are NOT Antifascist.

More ignorance at work.

Will all respect, that may be the dumbest thing I've read all week and I've been writing medical grants.

"What's the catch?"

"The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere— Ever."

#bioinformatics

"A big problem in the media landscape is that writers are effectively the gatekeepers of creativity– and they are currently *really bad* at creativity."

Today?

Finally? I had my black chip bet on April. -_-

You don't have to be the toughest guy in the room.

You just have to make sure that person is your friend.

My hobby is calling up companies who send me mailers, pretending that I'm interested until I can get their personal information, and then picking a fight when I know who and where they are, but they don't know who I am.

A bitch move? Absolutely. But I love it.

Solution: Don't send me junk mail.

What if I'm specifically into "not spectacular"? Don't music kink shame me!

But seriously, 100% agreed. The buy isn't the point near as much as it is radioing to the artist that "Yes. You are heard. It is liked. Kindly keep doing what you're doing. Here is cold, hard proof of my sentiment."

"Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You are too late to save the child! Now you'll join him– in Hell."

Therapist: "Look, if you want this to go anywhere, you're going to have to at least try to play ball."

Me: "Sorry. Gut reaction. Go on."

#Diablo

I'm certain he will appreciate someone noticing his life's work that typically went overlooked and thankless being– well, noticed, and that people are thankful. (2/2)

So, the SLC's traffic engineer that was responsible for the original highway overhaul before the Olympics came through in 2002, as well at the Continuous-flow intersection, is part of my running club. I will pass along the comment. (1/2)

I'm a card-carrying atheist and even I'm over here thinking: "Talk about possibly the shittiest time to lose a world leader that practiced and preached compassion."

I hope you make it there, guy. o7

#PopeFrancis

I've flown on an airplane. I am not a pilot. I was a passenger.

If someday I happened to fly on a rocket to space? I would not be an astronaut. I would be a passenger.

Correction… You are a soybean farmer who voted to put millions of people’s lives in harms way, including my closest loved ones. It sounds like you don’t deserve your farm or your business if you could be so selfish and reckless.

A bunch of Gen-Z'ers in the comments praising the only president they've ever known.

Wow. If only him and his party – *checks notes*– did literally anything to curtail this. surprisedpikachu.jpg

Democrats were out to lunch while fascism was screaming in our faces for 15 years. *Now* you bitch. 🙄

Ghost 1: "If you don't change your ways, *this* will be you."

Ghost 2, who looks exactly like me: "Oh... God! Oh God!! Okay. Okay! I'm sorry! Stop it! Stop this! End this vision, cruel specter!!"

Ghost 1: "So be it." *poof*

Me: "What the hell? Hey!"

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know who is supposed to cut me my check for protesting yesterday? I keep hearing again and again that we're getting paid and I'm over here waiting...