impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

Starmer is like the ultimate parody of a slimy lawyer trying to dance around the facts on technicalities.

Khornite Starmer arc incoming

Me begging Kagawa to make it work under Van Gaal

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

Crumbful of rattle etc etc yeah

You can almost sing that to the tune of Cornershop.

And a car could drive the route faster. That’s not the point of a marathon though.

All Atletico aren’t we

And let’s see if he can sustain this level too…

Pep Guardiola arrived in England and said himself he didn’t know how to deal with the second balls in the Premier League.

Winning the second balls is one of Manchester City’s big weapons for unsettling Arsenal today.

And they say Pep changed English football!

One of the oddest things about this Arsenal team is that they take more risks passing the ball under pressure in their own thirty yards than they do in the opposition's half.

I think Raya, for example, is a better shot-stopper too tbh!

Onana was great for Inter in their CL run. I didn’t watch enough of him/PSG in L1 to know but he’s always seemed too limited a footballer to be a truly top tier keeper for a modern, elite team. De Gea-esque. Game has move on.

I dunno. He has moments. Great at times though, sure.

He’s a good shot-stopper and an awkward size for attackers given how he can fill the goal. What makes him so wonderful compared to how good we’ve seen Raya, Alisson, Ederson play?

Remains fascinating to see Guardiola, the man who famously used to try and play with a team of 11 midfielders, sticking a big lad up front and a big lad in goal, neither of whom are very good on the ball when they’re not scoring or saving goals.

It’s like watching Cech trying to play it with his feet under Emery, just with a much better team in front of him.

Man City better spend another £60m on a new goalkeeper

Great time to remind everyone if you think Donnarumma is pap.

Hahahahahaha

New social democrat to lead Labour just dropped.

[Arsenal players] “why am I hearing boss music?”

Anderson was keeping them from falling through the trap door earlier, mind. Was maybe their only effective performer for first half of the season.

This isn’t some twisted attempt at justice for what’s happening in the world. It’s people thinking they can take the opportunity to exercise their existing bigotries in the current moment.