Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

They smoke half of it first

TNG "Night Terrors"; Troi, Picard, and Beverly are standing over a man laying in a bio-bed with his eyes wide and staring at the ceiling, with caption: He's in a profound catatonic state.

“I score two points in the morning, I score two points at night. i score two points in the afternoon, it makes me feel all right. I score two points in time of peace, and two in time of war. I score two points before I score two points, and then I score two more — score two points!” -Kidz Bop

“Summoners and their guardians… they’re kind of like Spira’s… Ray of Light!”

Can a gay bear with a fresh cut enjoy an ube donut with sprinkles from Dainty Donuts?

Everyone talks about Twink Death, but few comprehend Ursusogenesis.

The fox was someone’s awakening for sure

A silver flying saucer appears to be destroying a city with blasts of white energy or gusts of wind or something.

Franz Berthold

no!!!! you have to return to office!

no!!!!

Are you going to Folsom Street Faire?/Poppers, lube, good Judys, and grime.

Braden “Clavicular” Peter’s is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t give yourself a cool nickname.

This is a Formica table.

The portrait makes him look like he’s actively shitting his pants.

Having fun playing around and thinking about how to fit a Raspberry Pi into a Juicy Couture jewelry case. This is probably too bulky all told #cyberdeck #raspberrypi #juicycouture #cyberdeck

Can any one of the 80+ Bay Area billionaires just nut up already and fully fund BART?

Having the sudden realization that cyberdecks are more or less Nintendo DS’s with more functionality

I said I wanted a cunty little clutch and I got one 👄 bsky.app/profile/tren...

i think I’m gonna try and turn the Juicy Courur lips jewelry case into a cyberdeck #thrifthaul

Peggy Hill’s cyberdeck

Guys, is it cheugy to be a christofascist?

This Will Be Mario in 2015

Bit by the sudden urge to convert a cunty little clutch into a cunty little cyberdeck — not sure what I’d even do with one, just looks like a fun DIY project.

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then

Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

Leqaa stands outside of a car with the door open. She’s wearing a dark blue hijab, beige sweatshirt, and an embroidered kuffiyeh draped over her shoulders. She smiles and gives the hand sign for victory (two fingers like a peace sign)

Leqaa Kordia, who spent a year in ICE detention because she protested for Palestine, is free today.

NOVA, GEN Z VAMPIRE SLAYER: Um, this is like so totally not shway. Killing people? Learn about consent much?

VAMPIRE: Uh, check your privilege sweaty. I'm an obligate hemovore.

JOSS WHEDON: I'm transgender now. Thats my excuse for why i was so bad before

The Man with the Plan!

Saw an AI-made #Gucci ad that basically had this vibe

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.