Any pink panthers?

It’ll never take off.

I remember when he and Mike Pompeo negotiated with the Taliban . . .

Conduct a pollarding

When the cat is inside, it wants to go out.

When the cat is outside, it wants to come in.

“Got any hoes?”

(h/t the two ronnies)

I don’t want to buy any rakes that this guy is selling.

He steps on them so much but they never actually hit him in the face. Weird.

Is the Pope wet?

Senator John Kennedy attended the Uri Geller Institute of Advanced Spoon Bending.

Speaking of Meta For?

I remember when the Menlo Park campus was built by Sun Microsystems.

I spent all day trying to find bugs in my code.

He’s already on his second Pope

Now I can go to bed and sleep knowing that the world is not as bleak as I once thought.

maybe the emotions will eventually die out naturally and others will extol their grandiloquence over others. Who knows?

Fuller’s London Pride is rather good, though 🍻

The bar opens at 9am?

I mean, is that what wait

Dumb has a very different meaning in English.

Men Swear House!

You’ll love the size of your blouse!

@derekguy.bsky.social

I think that it is wrong to gather together with hate.

But, in this case . . .

A very tender bar.

And suppositories.

Whey to go!

A picture of a platypus. Caption: Because the platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard.

I prefer the custard . . .

I just left off the pee, and it was ossum!

I can't believe it's not Satire! - spoof logo

Guess what day it is . . .

I was surprised to find out today that he is only 50 years old.

Tweet by Sean Leahy @thepunningman "The bond's Name, James Name" Pleased to ... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" 9:33am 2 Dec 2014

The Bond’s name . . . 🙃

Bristol City would be a great name for . . .

Oh, wait. Sarah Palin’s daughter.

How about Grimsby Town?

Arsenal!

A car with slime oozing out all over the place.

My hovercraft was full of . . .