Pete Hegseth getting ready to send troops back into the middle east: Whelp, hair of the dog!

natch

I'm shocked, SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

if i was on the plane, chernobyl wouldn't have gone down like that

liberals are the left wing of fascism

I just started a leftist reading group in my town and got mostly friends and Friends spouses for the first meet up, and it became immediately clear that my biggest issue is going to be liberalism.

Like, I was supposed to be there

Holy. Shit.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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HP are clearly children's books, which is why I'll never read them.

When I'm king, upon pain of death, all popups in programs and webpages will follow this template:

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a man in a suit and tie is running in front of a building . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running in front of a building .

Me as an American

LET ME OUUUTTTTT

I read that one passage about how the bourgeoisie have reduced all familial and societal relations to simple cash transactions to my extremely old and non leftist parents last time they visited me and my mom yelled 'here here!'

Ok now that you’ve read palantirs manifesto you should check out this manifesto. You may have heard of it.

www.marxists.org/archive/marx...

How my Sunday went

Congratulations to sridhar on his wedding. This is still one of my favorites

I have done that on a few occasions, and I think it helps? but usually the lady bugs just fuck off after the first night

Virgin Spontaneity versus Chad Leninism

I advise against it

Bitches, leave.

is that Omaha?

tried all sorts of solutions with and without surfactants, and some years they obliterate my brassicas and some years they don't really show up at all, nature is a fickle beast

what the fuck I'm right here

first date idea we drunk drive together

my temple is filled with lead pipes, on the upside the wine is very sweet

also my cabbages, mother fucking jihad

they destroyed my honeysuckles and I declare a jihad on them