Just stunned my kids with this whopper of a dad joke 😅
Them: can we go to Coldstone after dinner?
Me: yall I’m cold enough, I don’t need a stone to make me that way.
They couldn’t even come up with a response 🤣🤣🤣
What was your “I am becoming just like my parents” moment? I just snatched a rubber band that held together some flowers for shipping (it’s my daughter’s bday) and said “ohhhh that’s a good rubber band. We’re keeping that!” 🤪🤪🤪
Annddd I’m in 😍😍
7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
Only if you refer to a bra like item as an over the shoulder boulder holder 🤣🤣🤣
Yall I feel like I should be mad that Amazon knows me so well to market this to me. But I just really really want it now 😭 anyone know where I can get it that isn’t Amazon?
lol I feel like this vibe is right up my alley
Y’all I didn’t know this was an adulting and bookish goal of mine until until they asked me to run it, but it sure lured the spicy trash panda out of its hidey hole 🤣 I was in the zone, talking books with kids, saving parents’ sanity, and feeling nostalgic. Who knew? lol
✨Book Feature✨
Better Than Friends by @jillshalvis
This cover gives me everything that I wish my winter was! I adore this finished copy, thank you so much to @hambright_pr and Jill! Enemies to lovers with forced proximity is my favorite trope combo, I can’t wait to dive in!
QOTD: what’s your fav?
That is amazing!!
Oh my gosh of course! I adored it! ❤️❤️
The winner in mine is PrettyFly4AWifi
✨ January Wrap Up✨
It was a month of slow reading, sick kids, rough going, but overall, I ended up with some really great reads!
How was your January reading? What was your favorite book? Mine was Following the Snow by @fortneaux.bsky.social
#books #bookish #bookrecommendations #readingwrapup
🌙 𝐀𝐋𝐂 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐔𝐏𝐒✨
𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙣𝙤𝙬 is coming to audio!
Want to be one of the first to listen?
Tʀᴏᴘᴇs:
❄️Body Positive
❄️Spiceeeeeee
🔥Hidden Truths
🔥Slow Burn to Scorch
🔥Epic World Building
❄️Witty Banter
🔥Characters you’ll love…some you’ll love to hate!
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✨Bookish Gift✨
I realized that I had forgot to share with you the gift my coworker gave me for Christmas. She rocked it! I’d say she knows me well, what do you think? 🤣
QOTD: have you received any bookish gifts lately?
So. Whatcha reading?
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Stained glass art of Bishop Budde
“Make good trouble.”
~ John Lewis
Photo of Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde.
This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
Half a chub does not satisfy. Do not recommend 😭
Omg! Look! The Beta Part One is a FINALIST! In the Audies!!!
#booksky #audiobook #audieawards #omegaverseromance #avannemichaels
Since the constitution was removed from the WH website, I think everyone needs to buy a physical copy ASAP. amzn.to/4aoFd21 is the one I am buying.
Ahhh. So TT is magically back (at least partially up) after less than 24 hours. Captain Cheeto is credited by them after leading the charge to ban them. If it looks like Hitler, smells like Hitler, and talks like Hitler….
For all the time Charlie spends putting my ceiling under surveillance for the dreaded moving sunshine spots, I sure wish he could reach it to clean it. Y’all know I can’t because I’m sample sized (the world couldn’t handle me in full size 🤣)
On the way home from school drop off this morning, I saw a license plate that said MB PNTING. I was like, go MB! You deserve someone who makes you pant. And then my brain realized it was probably something boring like painting instead.
It’s an app that yells at me when I forget to water my plants lol! You know how much I love checklists
Out of all the apps on my phone, I didn’t expect Planta to be the most soothing for my anxiety tonight 😅
✨Unexpected Book Sighting✨
This was a first for me lolololl! But totally awesome! For real, though, AJ Brown. What were you reading 👀
QOTD: where did you see someone reading that was unexpected?
#bookish #booklover #reader
