And his entire personality is based around his Fight Club poster

Fucking hell.

The insane amounts of brain damage these people suffer is astounding.

If they had been killing the people for 47 years, there would be no people left.

It's kind of scary when you look at the amount of people(the fact that it's even above 0 people) who believe that these people apologizing are "totally genuine".

Like what the fuck happened in their life to damage them to the point they eat BS apologies raw?

Yes, yes she is

I don't trust 'em for a second. Nobody changes on a fundemental level like that. They were shitheads before and they will be even if they regret a vote for someone who's better at berring a horrible human being than they are.

"I have 60 hours in this Pokémon game"

"Oh cool, so who did you pick as your starter?"

"oh none. I'm still trying to get a shiny"

They want to be in the files too. They're also "loud and proud" pedophiles. It is really that simple.

Not like anyone is gonna stop them, clearly.

Listen, he makes up bible quotes and gets an erection every time he sees little girls corpses after bombing their school.

Maybe you should start treating him like he is.
A psycho secretary.
Still, just a secretary though, so you know, treat him like that also.

"Can still use the store, where you have used that funny card thing you get when you're over 18 to purchase said games. But we're not entirely sure if you're older than that, even though it's clearly registered to your name according to your bank. God, if only there was some way of knowing your age"

They are wrong, AND they helped you get the new title for a book.

"Someone Is Wrong On The Internet About My Book."
and then it's just a book full fo reasons why people are wrong, without naming names of course.

Yup, as well as it being apparel. That's also a violation.

Also that room just looks like the pictures from a Documentary showing how "normal" a guy was before he shot up a school

She needs to learn how first. Her early days was spent having trains run on her.

Hey, Eternal Sonata! Heck yeah!

He stops being Catholic every time he gets paid to says he's stopping.

Did it in 2019 too and plenty of times before that.
Shocker, he was never religious in the first place, it just paid the best money from the rubes if he said he was.

At least the seal is a good indicator for everyone outside the US Bubble that "hey, this is not worth listening to"

That KCD GG'er really likes saying "Everyone keeps forcing their beliefs on to us" while constantly brining up and forcing his shitty belief and take on everyone else.

9mm Selfie time, my guy.

Good lord, that's a man whose heart went into overdrive because it realized he stood up.

"I can't believe so many people won't read actual news instead of reading or listening to all the propaganda bullshit"

That's because you fuckwits keep putting the real stuff behind a paywall so all that's left for the inbreds is some limp dick Youtuber thinking they know what they're talking about

Correct, they stopped contacting the president once he became it.

"You can pound sand" is a weird fucking thing to tell someone you disagree with.

That's just telling them to go punch a punching bag. You know the one thing they're supposed to be used for.

It's like telling them "Yeah? Go ride a bike by pedaling"
Fucking duh

"GOOD MORNING!" is a good entrance sound on Discord though. Really let's people know you joined the Voice Calls

Wait, why did they confuse Ken Masters and Johnny Cage?

"What would you say is the Twin Peaks of Video Games?"

Deadly Pre....

"Without saying Deadly Premonition... that's cheating"

Oh, then Majora's Mask, easy.

The insufferable ones are gonna be super surprised once they realize all the disney princesses walking around are not drawn and animated by hand either!

"He's no Harrison Ford" person said about performer who was, in fact, not Harrison Ford. Incredible observation by soon to be super dective of the world.

Wait that's a real thing? that's incredible!

Still waiting for them to announce a sequel to Ben-Hur.

Don-Dat

Doctors looking like Jesus is not a thing, nobody wears that.

They do wear long trenchcoats and like, funny hats. giant scarf. Big blue pants with cute suspenders.

a celery in their breast pocket.

People need to be more willing walk up to people having important phone conversations on Speaker and be like "Excuseme Ma'am/Sir? The doctor can squeeze you in so you can have that object removed from your rectum"

Just so the person on the other end also has some fun.