Apparently, it's uncouth to call your brother and casually ask if he's busy while you're lying prone on the concrete outside the house because you twisted your ankle. He started talking about heading out to the gym and I was like, "cool, on your way out can you pick me up off the ground?"
I, for one, am really glad that as a whole most of society has stopped bedazzling bones. I think they're great in their natural form and it killed me a little inside when I'd see thick paint and rhinestones all over them.
Women don't want chocolate for Valentine's Day. They want inalienable rights. #happyvalentinesday
Gonna have a microfiction published on a website next month 🤯
Sometimes you just really need to spend all day playing Need For Speed with your wife.
I get knocked down
And l stay there
i aint ever getting up again
POV me at the end of the year very, very tired.b
Per my Friend:
"Last Christmas I gave you a broken toe, but the very next day you cried like a hoe, this year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone pro Israel. 🎶"
Lmao, I broke my toe the day before Christmas last year🎄
My wife: You couldn't put my saxophone together
Me: *a person who has never touched a saxophone proceeds to put her saxophone together for her* 🤷 How hard can it be? Boys do it.
Out here doing the Lord's work. Educating the masses
That's my kiddo petting the duck!😍
I don't understand
I bet that's hawt. 🥵
Hawt
Cover of Wool by Hugh Howey
No, I haven't seen the show. But yes, you should absolutely read the book. I've heard Hugh be criticized about his amount of detail but I found it enthralling. Also, so much death.
If you're looking for a good dystopian read this. 4.75 ⭐
#booksky #wool #hughhowey
I feel this, every damn time I start writing I end up with several ideas for other hypothetical projects and I’m just like no can my brain pls let me finish this one first 😭🙏
I have a google docs tab labeled Book Ideas and inside there are tabs for every single book idea I get. I write a synopsis so I don't forget, then go back to my main project.
How many WIP do you have? Me? 9. 😭 Adhd and writing is awful. If I come out with them all at the same time and they're all wildly different, now you know why.
#writersky #writingcommunity
Tell me why, when working on my main project, I get 6 more book ideas in the backlog.
#writingcommunity #writersky
I finished it. Whew. Cried three times. Definitely going to be my go to recommendation for people seeking out zombie books! Finish editing book 2!
Cover of How we End by LM Juniper
@lmjuniper.bsky.social just reached page 48. "Run".
Loving it so far!
Friendly reminder: neurodivergent people don't have to be drunk to be goofer goobers. Frankly it's insulting when people insinuate otherwise.
Just in case you're wondering. My 3DS XL which I haven't touched in 3+ years is still fully charged.
It do be like that sometimes.
The cover of Repeat after me by Jessica Warman
This book was a fever dream. Billed as YA some find it's content questionable. A hilariously graphic teenage time loop with a mysterious octopus on a remote island.
If you have the crude humor of a horny teenager this is the book for you.
#repeatafterme #booksky
Dfw airport finally set me free. At home in Colorado at last.
Oh joy. Guess whose flight has been cancelled and is now stuck in Dallas. 😵💫
#dfw airport is cursed and you cannot convince me otherwise.
We are the Champions
Welp, I'm off to... Uh... #buttzville?
