That can be arranged sometime…

So might’ve been teased about wearing my @xdress.bsky.social panties to work 🫣😳

Did you wanna tease a good girl too?

“It’s the UV light, I’m checking $50 and $100 notes, I swear”

People have offered!

too bad it’s very against policy and I’d lose my job…

I’d still have to wait until after my shift 😫

I also haven’t jerked off today and I’m heading into work after watching porn clips, so… that’s a problem.

Is this a weird time to admit that I find cumflation supremely hot?

Skye and Azel in their undies smoking a bong that's turning them into donkeys Skye: "Duuuude... your face..." Azel: "Wh-HAW?"

HAWWppy 4/20, smoke the weed that turns you into a dumb donkey
🎨 @skyebluew0lf.bsky.social

Ignoring the brain worms and letting my personal trainer punish my upper body

I kinda miss kissing someone goodbye before I leave the house and telling them I love them.

I didn’t think about the logistics too much tbh, but I’ll give it more thought and get more turned on thinking about it?

Dealer’s choice, especially for you~

You’d get around to everywhere eventually anyway 😘

The unholy combination of having a sock fetish and people wearing ugly ass fucking sandal shoes to gym is UNBEARABLE.

Like, I’m turned on and angry all at once.

Really getting a lot of “do I want to be them or be topped by them” thoughts lately

I should get a fursuit head someday. Know anyone in particular that does them?

The way it crushes your balls is very cute~

Oh I’m not that socially unaware lmao, we let people discover these things for themselves

Ahhh okie! Sorry, just making sure

No as in, no it isn’t rude, or no as in you disagree?

Sorry, brain isn’t parsing the tone of the text 😅

And with lots of love, it suits you incredibly well 😘

Is it rude to say that there are lots of men that would benefit from just… shaving down to bald?

I hate knowing that I want new lycra bodysuits and such but not being able to justify paying for it at this time.

I have the most savings I’ve ever had in my life and I still can’t treat myself to something sexually pleasurable, dang brain, that’s just mean.

I need someone to put this exact outfit on and just devastate my asshole, sorry about it 🤷

I think every kink should have a little silly

It somehow makes it hotter

The amount of ass exercises that still require you to be gripping something though… 😭

Not being able to go to gym due to this hand injury all week has pissed me off, I want to hurt myself in developmental or pleasurable ways, not detrimental ones!

Big belly, big arms 🥰🥰

Do you find it impacts your social life/ability to perform day-to-day responsibilities?

See, that's not too bad. I wouldn't mind mine as much if it weren't for the fact that it's always inconsistent, whether hours or days.

I could work 20 hours one week all on weekdays, or randomly get a 30+ hour week that bleeds into Friday, Saturday and Sunday night/morning.