Don't ask how, just going to quote the greatest philosopher of the 90's

Stupid is as stupid does

Life update: I broke my hand

Some strange decisions were made designing that site

Man, the Elections NL election map.... woof

I don't know, the video of the hellfire missile just bouncing off a UFO is pretty crazy

Oh, oh my

So, anything newsworthy happen recently?

Where the hell did those 5 years go?

Covid babies going to school

My baby girl starts kindergarten tomorrow....

I'm fine, yup, just doing great

Every day*

My proofreading skills has not improved since the twitter exodus

Me to my 5 year old daughter: "You know something, you're a very smart little girl"

Without missing a beat she replied:"Yes, but I'm not smart everday Daddy"

The most relatable thing either of my children has ever said to me

Fuck off

There were just a couple ATV's and SxS' in the annual beach poker run yesterday

There's no need for it to be this hot

⁴

I know two people who are happy to be back

I'm still in shock that there wasn't even a smoky smell in the house

*lucky

How incredibly luck we are to have a raging forest fire on our doorstep for 5 days, and the worst thing to come home to is a lawn that needs to be cut

We're going home!!!!!

Like she's got a pile of annual leave and family days, just let her use it.

The entire town of Gander has been incredible to the evacuees. Amazing really. I feel bad about bitching on here, but I'm not known for holding things in lol

Half a mind to go back to twitter for the first time so i can tag in some fuck knuckles in NLHS

Anyways, pissed off Sheldon is back

She missed yesterday, but the poor girl has to drive 3 hours for work today.

I'm a manager myself and I can't imagine treating one of my employees like that. Christ I've covered employees shifts myself for weeks so that they'd get paid in emergency circumstances

It's a good job I'm a hour and half away, or they'd be dealing with a unruly visitor this morning.

(Probably, not because thats not the type of person I am, but fuck I'm angry)

Only reason to actually mandate her I can see is so that she can't use her annual leave

Management in James Payton Memorial in Gander mandated my wife back to work Yesterday and today. Knowing she had to evacuate to an hour an half drive away and knowing she had two very scared kids. She didn't even have a chance in the madness to pack her work clothes.

Kids always love it, but my kids are part fish i think lol

Fucking fire won't get me in Ireland

In the madness of the evacuation I packed our passports but forgot my wallet...

Not sure I was firing on all cylinders lol

I'm in New Wes Valley and it's been coming down pretty good since I woke at 5. Haven't heard anything about Musgrave yet this morning, but I can't see how it's possible to not have any lol.

Wind is in our favour too this morning