“Hey, can you guys use headphones?” I say to my roommate hosting a dinner party

can’t stop thinking about Young Miko being allowed to sample Lollipop by Wayne and getting Lil Jon on an outro ON THE SAME DAMN TRACK

This is an impressive test of the mods lol

New York is the global capitol for getting yourself silly little treats

subway benches hold 6 normal people or 3 insecure straight men #nyc

Actually I’m ready to never see another Barbour jacket again

I’m convinced that HMD, MotherDisco, and Battle Hymn are just figments of the gay imagination and don’t actually exist

I wonder if zuck would still argue instagram is just “giving the people what they want”

If barracuda closes does Chelsea Piers vanish into the night or does she continue to haunt it

Describe your taste in men using 4 actors:
What does this say about me

the parent trap but it's these two long-lost sisters @tatemcrae.bsky.social #galavaro @dragracemexico.bsky.social

Got rejected from a job after the final round interview

you know what doechii, you’re right - these hoes ain’t fazing me

celebrity artist about to release a new album / movie / show starter pack

can’t stop listening to Tate McRae send help (preferably the navy)

2025 aura

lightning mcqueen from cars is flying through the air in front of a crowd ALT: lightning mcqueen from cars is flying through the air in front of a crowd

Unfortunately

Exact same energy #taylorswift

Because dems rely too much on the court system as their defense mechanism - which takes far too long in this moment of history

why is my phone trying to tell me this was six years ago that is impossible to comprehend

My union sent me a valentine 😍

But the actual way to get an interview is, for better or worse, to be really annoying about it. Show up every day and ask if they’ve reviewed your app. Call every day too, if not more than once.

The fundamental catch-22 is: retail store managers don’t look at online apps unless you show up in person. If you show up in person, they will tell you to fill out an online application. If you show up and you already applied, they’ll tell you to wait to hear by email. And then you wait.

The “I’ll just work at Starbucks until something comes along” doesn’t exist any more - try applying in 2025. It’s not easy. It might even be more of a pain than applying for office jobs.

universe just let me get a date with one mid frat banker guy. It’ll get out of my system, I promise

Product idea: Tinder lets you give feedback about why you swiped left on someone, then a chatbot analyzes the aggregate feedback and packages it in a way that’s constructive and nice

✨ it doesn’t f*cking matter any more if they got the facts wrong ✨

Because the conventional statistics don’t accurately explain the actual state of the current labor market because capitalism has become so distorted

having “nyc” in your Instagram handle is one of the top 5 cringes