Unfit
Sexual
Assaulters

“YMCA” is now trending on the Christian Music charts

Finally someone said it out loud

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Corporations make television commercials to have strangers convince you how you’ve been spending your money improperly.

Need a pencil?

CarShield thinks the easiest way to “save you money” is to have you send them some each month.

Oh, Dad is pissed. And I get that anger. Traitor Trump is the biggest threat to democracy and world peace that we've ever seen in America.

Iran is fucking him like a dog

He’s a complete moron.

He still hasn’t “won” Iran.

Someone give Pawpaw his meds and put him back to sleep.

Apple wants laptop users to believe USB ports are the work of the Devil.

Tim Cook is having a procedure where he will have extra USB ports added.

Trump’s Presidential Library will only have books with centerfolds

______________ has added you to a list “people to avoid like a plague”

Success!

I don’t own a tv network and those who do really like what he’s doing for their wallets.

Their hearts are filled with darkness.
Pain is their business card. Suffering is their favorite song.

Evil was his name-o.

After you are killed, his sons all show up to remove all gold fillings or “secreted jewelry”.

Every single time I traced the outline of my hand with a pencil I feared the pencil point going through my finger webs.

Ahhhhhhh now it makes more sense!

Mushrooms.

donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone . ALT: donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone .

Dementia?

No thanks, got some!

His drive may be hard but his transmission is out of whack

Tim Apple is “quad-core”.

The only difference between Trump and Hitler is Trump will charge you for the train ride to the ovens.

Doctors will go into a long explanation of your specific vein construction rather than have a nurse find the vein for them.

Nurses always improve after missing your vein 3x

He hates Jared banging his ex-girlfriend

Good day at the gym for her & everyone who had the privilege to watch!

Every single one is guilty. Now just gotta prove it in a court