Haha @ at the Forever 31 SNL sketch... but where is everyone shopping for affordable adult clothes?

Your first sign that something is a scam on social media: "This is real, not a scam."

"The world if marketers trusted their social media coworkers" on happy and colorful dolphin image

Girl bossing? In these conditions?

New York may not be "God's Country" but at least they don't get tornadoes

It's the bad weather days that make me thankful I chose to work in Marketing

Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.

What will you do?

This country is a big enough April Fool's Joke. No more.

Kinda feels like this right now

Our St Patrick’s day three lambs born today to mother Hazel. All doing well and feeding

From the impression music gave me, I’d always thought feeling the rain on my skin would be, I don’t know, more exhilarating and restorative.

Getting real sick of all my friends living so far away. Come here and let me love you.

THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO HAPPY 😭🥹

Shouldn't ALL audiobooks be included with premium? What's more premium than premium? 🆘

One thing about me is I’m always going to be late

March Madness but it's just everyone trying to survive March in these conditions

a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair and singing a song . ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair and singing a song .

I get so angry when I think about the life we could have had with Kamala and Tim

Cover art for Chappell Roan’s ‘The Giver.’

Chappell Roan has released her new single ‘The Giver.’

Me: I'm tired of this grandpa

The universe: Well that's too damn bad!

it's called march madness bc everyone is going insane

the country is being run by people who used LinkedIn unironically and I’m scared

business is booming in the shire. they're offering third breakfast

Protect your peace.

My dog got skunked last night and I think it's really unfair because there are a lot of people in the White House who deserve it more

a nice thing you can do for your mental health this morning is give a small housepet a very thorough belly scratch

TikTok before leaving the app store:
🤪💖😎🥳💁‍♀️

TikTok returning to the app store:
🤠🦅👁️🇺🇸🫡

Finneas worked on Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s new album ‘I Said I Love You First.’

Madonna took one look at 2025 and decided it's time for her return