had a classmate stare at my keychain for a few minutes today like he was trying to solve a puzzle in a language he can't speak, and i realized how strange it is that online I'm JUST the jeritza guy, and IRL i'm the intense pre-vet student that sort of incidentally has a keychain of some blonde guy
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Yuri gets: a wife who makes him cake and doesn’t ask where the money comes from
Mercedes gets: a husband who isn’t afraid to shove an antipsychotic down her brother’s throat like he’s a dog
vet school looks lame actully i m gonna major in jeritza von hrym
#FE3H
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It's been such an amazing and rewarding opportunity to be part of this project as the artist for Jeritza, Ferdinand, and Hanneman! Here's a very small sneak-peek!
Be sure to check it out on how to get your own digital copy of this lovely oracle deck!
#2026dimilixweek: a king’s duty
POSTBELLUM
gansai graphite charcoal on paper
imagining a post-AM bad end. dimitri being completely hollowed out by his duty. felix getting better by caring for him. felix getting worse by falling into this position. they became poor co-dependent mimeos of themselves
😭Fuck I'm 10 points blinder than you I think, apologies
I'm in a frustrating place now where I want to assure myself that he hasn't gone to the darkside but also I don't want to watch people like that interviewer bro their way through pop science
Are you positive that's Stephen Fry and not notable conservative lookalike Piers Morgan because otherwise I have missed something too oh no
Jeritza used to keep extra sweaters in there, for when the kitchen gets drafty.
... Used to. :(
i mean damn you sure are 👀
thank you 🙏 i vividly remember wondering how long you have to work on something before it stops being a joke
my school is literally worse than covid yes this is a fact
i still dont know how the fuck i had the energy to make this when today i barely have the energy to repost it
happy birthday jeritza, you're everything to me and im glad you're dead
just one canon conversation, that's all i need
He would be so distressed to know that there's any sort of cultural memory of his existence that lasted another year
byleth and jeritza sit on the ground. jeritza's scythe is stabbed through byleth's chest and covered in blood. he holds byleth's body close with an expression of horror.
broke his guy :/
青獅子主従 救済
I'm so, so sorry. This is absolutely terrible, I can't imagine what you're going through
I don't know what to say beyond just saying I'll be thinking of you and I'm sorry this happened
Godwyn the Golden #ELDENRING
(quick portrait, unintentional drawing practice)
I like the thought of this being a real person that really was inspired by your coherence and proportion, but the 'idea' it gave them is just "cannibalism hot :)"
Made Emo Jeritza and Emo Hubert for fun
zenos and sephiroth are easy to compare for a lot of obvious reasons. the less obvious but my favorite one being that they for some reason have at least one narrative thing that points to something kind of transfemme going on. like hello ladies whats with all the consumption of the divine mother
Exactly, at least this way he gets to enjoy a pretty face in his final moments. No guarantee whatever royal soldier that might have taken him down would be such a certified hottie.
Become completely fixated on the only man you've ever known whose life was more profoundly destroyed by the crest system than your own!!!!
Become fixated on the guy who looks just like the only girl you ever loved!!!!!
It's fine, do all those things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! worst case, you'll just die!
Become fixated on the guy most likely to ignore you!
Become fixated on the guy most likely to kill you without provocation!!
Become fixated on the guy that would be completely destroyed both spiritually and mentally if he was given love for the first time in 15 years just to lose it again!!!
Lord knows I love to press myself against a door that locks Lord knows I love to want someone who wants to want to want "Over Rocks", Purser
Crying over Sylvain and Jeritza again, hold on
What a bizarre flex, I truly dont understand it at all
Like we talk about unreachable standards of beauty and then theres whatever the fuck is happening there??
Like if this is your thing, do it!! Absolutely do it if it makes you confident!! But why make it seem like youre doing something f/em/inist and brave instead of doing something kind of weird?
Sorry for the lunch break rant but good god youre not alone in being pissed at this
Like the pickmeism is so real and so obnoxious. If you have to tell people "just because you play sports doesnt mean you cant be a hot girl" you're downgrading one of the few areas in the world where female masculinity is acceptable. And lets not even get started on the transphobic dog whistling.