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It's gonna rock when either the Jets or Cardinals trade back up into the first to shoot themselves in the dick

For a split second I thought you were calling Kim Dotcom a tech journalist and panicked

NFL comparisons: Christian McCaffrey, Cam Skattebo, Danny Woodhead, Kyle Juszczyk, Will Shipley, Mike Alstott, Peyton Hillis, Toby Gerhart

alright man sure whatever you say

hell yeah baby maybe this makes him throw a clot

how are you gonna be a fullback & put more verts than blocks on tape. Get ready to learn Strait of Hormuz buddy

Forcefully saluting the flag to watch some Eli Thirdandreich tape

I'm a review centrist: I'll allow it, BUT if the call is overturned, fans are allowed to pelt the ref with anything they can muster for 10 seconds

happy 4/20 president trump

The + in LGBTQ+ means the stat is normalized with a league average of 100

garrett bustmeier send tweet

If the Giants pull off these first two picks:

2026 NFL Round 1 Mock Draft! AKA “The Last of Us: Tactics” Often copied, never duplicated, the Football Absurdity original, a “mock draft!” In this, we take turns choosing for all 32 picks of the first round! Walker and Jeff will return on Frid…

A few years ago, @bddrix.bsky.social, @rflredzone.bsky.social and I invented the "mock draft." Nobody had ever heard of such a thing. We are dusting it off this year for THE DEFINITIVE 2026 Round 1 NFL Mock Draft
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infowars the official news service for blue sky
is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh

Yuri Bezmenov was a KGB opp

Psyops guy defects from the USSR, lives to tell the tale, and says the exact sort of things that anticommunist zealots want to hear. I mean, come on

The hit rate on our firsts is not great but the man actively throws thirds in the trash can

Hey man he lit thirds on fire before AI, can't be worse

Buddy am I your man

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

you could have given me 100 guesses and "I don't vote anymore" wouldn't have been one of them

praying to every diety possible to bring this to fruition

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"Kramer could you get into the app?"

I was glued to a chair this weekend because of a flare up of a *12 year old back injury* stemming from the crime of sitting in a bean bag chair at 28 years old.

I kinda think it is? Otherwise it's incoherent ramblings.

just completely washing his hands of responsibility while futilely screaming at everyone that it's all their fault