@jonbois.bsky.social watching golf

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

[gk modern au] i think ogata would be the kinda dentist to ask u elaborate questions while hes poking around ur mouth just to see u struggle to answer

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

sometimes when an artist reposts an old drawing i'll unlike and then relike it so they know i still like it

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

happy second birthday to the little guy who started it all <3

born for greatness

as an empath, it hurts me when he's like this

yippee!

you can literally just impeach all these guys. all you need is the votes. you don't even need a good reason

we know

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

i love being referred to with he/they pronouns. would love to experience it someday

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

saying your favorite dinosaur is a t rex is like saying your favorite sandwich is pb&j. truly embarrassing

Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene

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BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Imagine a website that’s both fun and works.

at least there arent* nazis on here or whatever

Reddit screenshot of a thread in r/beetlemoses subreddit asking for best “beetle moses faces”. Example included is a screaming frog from one of my comics hahaha

Two more faces, shocked Tiktaalik, person happy they don’t have work because the Cloverfield monster is wrecking the city

Bewildered swordfish being caught by little girl, oblivious big headed shark looking over its shoulder

Fisherman gobsmacked at rare squid in horrific fit, hyena staring at his friend in class

Great thread happening rn on r/beetlemoses right now

this is so unique and textured. the colors are also really well balanced

its okay to fatshame pets

How I speak to my beasts