How can we go from literally living in caves to launching a rocket to the moon and brining them back home safely to.the. minute.?!?!

On Easter Sunday the "Christian" president of the Un-united States of America disgraces once again with fuck and bastards tweets on this holy day.

Hawaii didn't flood. It tried to drown itself after Chuck Norris died.

What a pig.

One is one the greatest presidents in the history of the United States, the other is a walking piece of human excrement.

Written by the one man in history,
Who's own death will become a world wide official holiday...

Trump lit a fuse he never understood. Four weeks in, the Iran war has blown past his control, and even his wild threats can’t reel it back.

Trump’s ignorance didn’t just start a conflict — it unleashed forces that can’t be undone, leaving lasting damage across the region and the world.

Your war of choice that's fucking us all globally is not a hall pass. We going right back to the Epstein Files as long you a free man.

This is how a President should respond.

It is completely tasteless and unacceptable for the sitting President of the United States to celebrate anybody’s death — let alone someone who served this country.

Donald Trump continues to show us time and time again that there are no limits to how low he is willing to go.

Saturday night me needs to have a come to Jesus meeting with my wife, priest, and investment advisor.

He said good I'm glad a great man is dead and signed it as President of the United States. And this is not a headline.

Ever notice how there's a globe in the background of tv scenes so often. Next time you will. Why is that? When's the last time anyone actually purchased a globe? Where do you even buy globes? This proves we're in a simulation.

Taking someone else's Nobel Peace Prize might be the singular most unique and craziest mother fucking thing this universe has ever encountered and endured. 👽

A truly nefarious and narcissistic "human" somehow got to be president of America the beautiful and now we suffer.

BUT... if we ALL work together we can fix this.

It's always sunny has jumped the shark I'm afraid.

Not to sound crazy or be an alarmist... but we need to do something here before it's too late. Think about it... Is Trump doing any one thing that benefits Americans other than himself?

Why would you not consult with Americans before demolishing an entire wing of the White House? It's not one of your properties Donald. It's an institution that belongs to the people.

I wonder what President Reagan would say about your illegal and unconstitutional desecration of the White House Donald?

Once again he takes to "Truth Social" to spread anything but. Sorry Canadians hurt your feelings with the real truth Don. We'll keep at though eh. 🇨🇦

The Barger grand slam cost us a 1000% tariff on maple syrup. Worth. Every. Penny. 🍁

Wow, what a petulant child. You take your ball and go home Donald.

Canada just slapped with a 10% tariff for running a tv ad. Trump didn't like that the words of the greatest Republican president of all time, Ronald Regan, makes him look dumb. He needs more tariffs to pave over the rose garden for his ball room. Desecrating the White House is expensive I guess.

The only thing worse than being heartbroken is being in love.

How to cement your
legacy as POTUS? How about civil war in the year 2025. Well done DJT. Well done.

My toxic trait is trimming my moustache when I'm drunk.

bring us your poor, your tired, and your huddled masses so we can stuff them in an unmarked van and ship them to a slave labor camp in an undisclosed location

The lack of specifics is alarming.

I am once again asking America to politely f$ck off and accept the fact that Canada and Greenland are not for sale. Stand strong! 🇨🇦 🇬🇱